Lotsa Limericks--- Politicians Per Verse

Our prez is now Donald J Trump
Who has promised to clean out the sump
      Well he's certainly no wussy
      When groping a pussy
What more to expect from a gump?

In charge of the Vice, Michael Pence
Said some things that embrace little sense,
       "Global warming's a myth"
       But's now taking the fifth
In attempting to straddle the fence

We all recall general Flynn
Put in charge of security spin 
      A trained atomiser
      No more Trump's advisor -
His deal with the devil's his sin

The billionaire Betsy Devos
Making plans for a school albatross
      Hating free education 
      Backs private castration
And kids will be bearing her Cross.

The Congress approved Jeff B. Sessions
Ignoring his racist obsessions
      He seemingly cares
      More for foreign affairs
While forgiving Klan's toxic transgressions.

Chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon
Develops the Great Again Canon:
      The Goldman Sachs Bankster
      Turned yellow rag gangster
Flings crap from the New Order cannon

Says EPA ruler Scott Pruitt 
"Instead of dry facts, we intuit..."
      (His work as denier
      Keeps profits much higher) 
"... If everything dies, well, just screw it"

The war whoops of Mad Doggy Mattis
Awaken the death apparatus
      With boundless expense
      For a doomsday defence -
Armageddon administered gratis

The magnates no longer need lobby
Or fight regulations thought snobby -
       Now set in the saddle 
      They're herding the cattle
And pulling the strings as a hobby

Now the Don can start wielding the axes
Truncating the tariffs and taxes
      The Mafia boss
      Is dismissing the dross
And poverty's pain as it waxes

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 4/2/2017 12:20:00 PM
Mein Gaut (is that a medical condition or german for god) -- You've got it. How can there be such insanity. Things are looking bad all over. oxxxxxxxooooo kathy
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Date: 3/9/2017 8:17:00 PM
This is great! You have a real talent, and we have something in common--a distaste for this nasty administration. I wish I'd written these!!!!
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Date: 2/18/2017 9:17:00 AM
oh terry, you are DA MAN!!! this is hilarious and so very brilliant, it blows me away. each limerick is just perfect! wish there were a way to get a gigantic audience for this absolute gem...
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Date: 2/18/2017 8:56:00 AM
Funny stuff, Terry:) It is definitely a circus!
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Date: 2/18/2017 8:51:00 AM
This couldn't be written any better! I live in Texas so every time I mention his "mafia style" leadership I get slammed by supporters who believe it is the only way to effectively run and "save" our country..... scary. Betsy DeVos is pretty scary too.
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