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Bad Boy Boris

Boris Johnson, what a jerk That irritating secret smirk That says he thinks it's all a joke I reckon he's the sort of bloke Who always gets away with it Whatever, knowing Nanny's tit Will ever fill his silver spoon However bad he's been, the goon And he, like other spoilt boys I reckon probably enjoys A spanking over Nanny's knee Bad Boy Boris! Jam for tea? © Gail Foster 19th September 2017

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Silent One

Date: 9/19/2017 9:59:00 AM

He is an idiot, but sadly so many agree with him and follow him..

Gail Foster
Date: 11/6/2017 4:05:00 PM

I used to quite like him, in spite of my left leanings, but as time goes on he becomes less coherent. There is a time and place for confusculating folk with obscure metaphors. The international political stage is not that place, and now is not the time. Best wishes to you.

Jan Allison

Date: 9/19/2017 6:14:00 AM

He's a joke Gail - I think when Theresa may was choosing Ministers she said F O Boris... and she didn't mean Foreign Office! lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gail Foster
Date: 11/6/2017 4:08:00 PM

He used to be a lot funnier, Jan! I've put this poem in a book I am bringing out this week, in a chapter with Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Theresa May. Lol. That'll teach him *winky smiley*. Hugs back at you x Gail