Bad Boy Boris

Boris Johnson, what a jerk
That irritating secret smirk
That says he thinks it's all a joke
I reckon he's the sort of bloke
Who always gets away with it
Whatever, knowing Nanny's tit
Will ever fill his silver spoon
However bad he's been, the goon
And he, like other spoilt boys
I reckon probably enjoys
A spanking over Nanny's knee
Bad Boy Boris! Jam for tea?

© Gail Foster 19th September 2017
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September 19, 2017 at 9:59 AM
He is an idiot, but sadly so many agree with him and follow him..
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November 6, 2017 at 4:05 PM
I used to quite like him, in spite of my left leanings, but as time goes on he becomes less coherent. There is a time and place for confusculating folk with obscure metaphors. The international political stage is not that place, and now is not the time. Best wishes to you.
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September 19, 2017 at 6:14 AM
He's a joke Gail - I think when Theresa may was choosing Ministers she said F O Boris... and she didn't mean Foreign Office! lol:-) hugs jan xx
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November 6, 2017 at 4:08 PM
He used to be a lot funnier, Jan! I've put this poem in a book I am bringing out this week, in a chapter with Trump, Kim Jong Un, and Theresa May. Lol. That'll teach him *winky smiley*. Hugs back at you x Gail
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