Best Battering Poems

73 Exhumed Creative Engineers Tear Chubby Soliferrum and biscotti

93 Diseased Stewardesses Smack Bemused Ballista and tea cake

83 Gorged Piano Teachers Teach Damp Axe and éclair...

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Don't dare joke with their doctrine
Nor raise it in a latrine
Like had tried Goofing Kathrine 
Now melted like margarine!
Their Doctrine not in  bathrooms:
Bathtubs never living rooms;
Their camera can scenes zoom,
As one body choose your doom!
One they won't mind battering
And one's tressure scattering;
No rowing of...

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