Beckham Poems - Poems about Beckham

Oblong Faces

...She asked her daughter to explain fully
How she became the target of a female bully

“The bully said I have an odd, long face
The kids cried, ‘Disgrace, disgrace, disgrace!’”

“Oh Mom, please, ...

Confused I And Stressed In London

...is everyone from Barking  Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where they hide Elephants?
Is Oxford Stre...

Just a Dream

...JUST A DREAM
When I was young and still had dreams,
I dreamt of fame and fortune.
With all the recklessness of youth
I had no doubts.
I knew
I knew I’d be a household name one ...

Where Are You Now

..."Where are you now?"
Where were you when l needed perspective from the perception of imperfections?

Where were you when l fell of the ledge trying to be like Lil Uzi Vert pushed to egde cause all...

3 Lions Cheated

...I remember 
Campbell had scored 
'98 and 04'
would have beat Portugal 
or the Argies before,

and then Lampard's was cruel 
would have made it 2 all 
but the goal's over ruled
finished 1 goa...

A Life In the Day of Facebook Twitter

...How was your day ?

Well i had planned on buying myself 

My favorite David Beckham fragrance

But ended up instead choosing

Blue Jeans by Versace

Because i liked the tin 

It was packa...

The Untold Story of Africa Part Two

...They are eating what's  inside the dust bin! Yuck! Duck! Plug! ....Pooh! Woo! Doo!
No ways l am going back ehlathini! Kanti nithini?
Ngiyazithemba!

I am Zulu!
I am Sotho!
I am Tswana!
I am Pe...

Big Ego

...He's got a big ego,
he keeps offending people,
he scoops the same scoop,
and round and round we loop,
until the bubble pops
and the world sees him flop,
reject the rude,
deflate your ego,
swe...

Alone In My Head

...I wish i was at home in my bed
But i'm stuck out in the cold and alone in my head
I Hate this place
No matter what turn I take, i'm forced to relive every mistake I've made 
People can't get past...

The Call of the Alpha Male

...Robin Hood, man in tights
Julius Caesar, might makes right
Alexander, called "the Great"
Sitting Bull, righteous hate
Robert the Bruce, Attila the Hun
Charlemagne, Napoleon

Hear the c...

Story of My Life

...I AM A MAN WITH AN GOLDEN EYE
AND THATS' WHY I DON'T BOTHER ABOUT MY BRAIN DEAD
ALL I WANT IS TO ENTER THE DRAGON
- IN THE SHANGAI NOON
'COS I AM A DARE DEVIL AND ITS MY BASIC INSTICT
ALSO I HAV...

Fizzy Christmas

...Fizzy Christmas
By Danny Sroda

There is a story which has been untold
Which I cannot any more withhold
It's about a man who you all know
Who lives out in the land of snow
Father Christmas was...

Famous Couples the Beckhams

...She designs clothes
He prefers the ones
That he doesn’t wear much of
But what he does he  hmmmmm’s


What a picture he makes
In his nearly clothes
So sexy even with his tatts
Makes me curl my toes

N...

Playing Soccer In the Church Yard

...After school I went straight to the church yard
to play soccer dreaming of being another Rossi or Beckham...
oh, every teenager has this dream when playing that game,
trying to get through defense an...

Chivalry

...C hivalry is not dead but alive in a gallant gentleman like me
H ailed as honorable, my desire is to treat each woman like a queen 
I  nspired by the Lord, I live each day dutifully by the Word o...

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