Best Beckham Poems

...Robin Hood, man in tights
Julius Caesar, might makes right
Alexander, called "the Great"
Sitting Bull, righteous hate
Robert the Bruce, Attila the Hun
Charlemagne, Napoleon

Hear the c......

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...He's got a big ego,
he keeps offending people,
he scoops the same scoop,
and round and round we loop,
until the bubble pops
and the world sees him flop,
reject the rude,
deflate your ego,
swe......

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...They say our life is happy – so full of fun,
They call it advices when they point a gun,
Dad says ‘you only have to study – why can’t you’
Dear elders –wait a while, come and wear into my shoe!


Uni......

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...After school I went straight to the church yard
to play soccer dreaming of being another Rossi or Beckham...
oh, every teenager has this dream when playing that game,
trying to get through defense an......

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...They are eating what's  inside the dust bin! Yuck! Duck! Plug! ....Pooh! Woo! Doo!
No ways l am going back ehlathini! Kanti nithini?
Ngiyazithemba!

I am Zulu!
I am Sotho!
I am Tswana!
I am Pe......

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...Fizzy Christmas
By Danny Sroda

There is a story which has been untold
Which I cannot any more withhold
It's about a man who you all know
Who lives out in the land of snow
Father Christmas was......

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...We watched Frida Kahlo 
with our backs toward the rice fields
The monkey fits tightly to her breast, 
her right breast. A parrot 
on her left shoulder; two chatter-boxes that mimic
What if the wolves......

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...Here in Germany today,
 going to fly the flag,
 it's the friendly England v U.S.A.
 Beckham, Rooney, Terry too,
all the fans rooting for you.
Next month,begins the E.M .(Europen Championship)
T......

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...C hivalry is not dead but alive in a gallant gentleman like me
H ailed as honorable, my desire is to treat each woman like a queen 
I  nspired by the Lord, I live each day dutifully by the Word o......

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...She designs clothes
He prefers the ones
That he doesn’t wear much of
But what he does he  hmmmmm’s


What a picture he makes
In his nearly clothes
So sexy even with his tatts
Makes me curl my toes

N......

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...Parody of Joyce Kilmers  ‘Trees’
for  Victoria Beckham

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovelier than me
 A muse whose hungry mouth is best
Pouting pretty as my breasts
A verse that look......

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...I AM A MAN WITH AN GOLDEN EYE
AND THATS' WHY I DON'T BOTHER ABOUT MY BRAIN DEAD
ALL I WANT IS TO ENTER THE DRAGON
- IN THE SHANGAI NOON
'COS I AM A DARE DEVIL AND ITS MY BASIC INSTICT
ALSO I HAV......

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...I wish i was at home in my bed
But i'm stuck out in the cold and alone in my head
I Hate this place
No matter what turn I take, i'm forced to relive every mistake I've made 
People can't get past......

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...I keep coming back
to the root of my problems
like a broken record
skipping on the same track
and I can't move forward until I fix the scratch
Soooo
like a mime in an imaginary glass box
I pee......

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...The Last Sunday of October. 

Vilamoura marina on a glorious October day, tourists gone home
leaving the promenade for us elderly to walk sedately along it.
I saw an ancient lady walking forceful......

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