Short Beckham Poems

Like Zidane,
he struggled very hard
to build his name
and become a celebrity.

Like other celebrities,
Micheal Jordan and Jenifer Ropez,
success is the way
to make ourselves great.

Struggling is not death
but a source of joy,
if there's life
and hard work....

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Parody of Joyce Kilmers  ‘Trees’
for  Victoria Beckham

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovelier than me
 A muse whose hungry mouth is best
Pouting pretty as my breasts
A verse that looks so good all day
And lifts my hands that all might pray
A model that may in summer wear
Parts of animals on my hair
Upon my bosom a sportsman lies
intimate not very wise
poems are made for fools you see
but only God could have made me...

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How was your day ?

Well i had planned on buying myself 

My favorite David Beckham fragrance

But ended up instead choosing

Blue Jeans by Versace

Because i liked the tin 

It was packaged in

And now i stink

So today's lesson i learned is this

Rather stick to what you know

Than buying into glossy packaging

Like posting daily inconsequential

Fluff and empty air

On social network's

Like Instagram , Facebook and Twitter...

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