Barmy Poems - Poems about Barmy

...Jim by Lanier Thomas I tried to tell you, but you refused to hear. As soon as I returned home from the Army You took me straight to your drug dealer’s abode. That was more than my friendship c......Read the rest...

...You are my heart you are my soul you are my life you are my beauty because of you I am in this world because of you I can see this world you can make me a flower who has good smell you can m......Read the rest...

...The last breath The last death The last phone call The last fall The last funeral The last burial The last roll The last poll The last smile The last style The last flight The last rite T......Read the rest...

...If you poke an alligator with a snake Or you dance the foxtrot on a garden rake Or you kiss a crocodile Cos you love its big wide smile Then you’ve lived a lot too long for goodness sake ......Read the rest...

...Steve likes to control people's lives. He could hate men for their bad wives; Who tries Steve's eyeballs to death drives, His razor worse than twenty knives! Thus, Steve's trusted friend Jeremy ......Read the rest...

...Kenny loved sandwiches of spam His Mother would rather he ate ham His Dad loved salami His Sister was barmy And only ate bread, butter and jam......Read the rest...

...CHAPTER ONE They closed the county zoo for it was sick financially They thought they’d take the creatures to their homes across the sea The Silverback Gorilla soon in Africa would be And then t......Read the rest...

...[As the proud owner of a tiny lisp - in which my ‘R’s sometimes come out a little more like ‘W’s - I think I’m safe to post this? No offence intended.] ______________ He t......Read the rest...

...Ukraine is putting up a brave fight and is not giving in A two finger salute to that murderer, Vladimar Putin For eight months now they've held out in their cities Dispite missiles, murder, r......Read the rest...

...This isn’t the way it happened But it really could have been. Through half closed eyes I can imagine the scene. We’re sitting having a beer The whole troop and me, That cycle’s shifts are ......Read the rest...

...The last breathe The last death The last phone call The last fall The last funeral The last burial The last roll The last poll The last smile The last style The last flight The last rite ......Read the rest...

...Remembering the glory days of golden youth When love and laughter ruled the day, Barmy frolicking was ever the gospel truth. And every boy was a neighborhood sleuth With nary a mome......Read the rest...

...Britain used to war with France and then the USA, Allied with the Russian keeping Napoleon at bay 2 wars fought in 1812 Europe and North America all in all no one did better, all countries did ......Read the rest...

...I think I need a soldier To guard me from attack Think I need a soldier With a tight six-pack Of ciders, ideally apple So I may chill and drink As I’d really like a little time To pause and ......Read the rest...

...It does a lot make one barmy, Asking women to join The Army, For torture with its classic pain, For the captured does drive insane, And her bravado jail with chain, Military secrets for fast lea......Read the rest...