Bad Language Poems

how hamsters talk

...Onward steed! Warrior Hamster said with a snap.
The rooster stepped in doo-doo and yelled out “crap!”
Hamster did not care, he had heard bad language before.
It was part of how hamsters talk when ...

Where Must I Go

...I got up at 1:00 am this morning just after the break of day, the overnight air had just begin to rise sending a multitude of diamonds flickering in the skies, it is the sort of image that you see in...

Do Real Men Sit Down To Pee

...How would you describe a real man
One with muscles uses bad language like damn
Well slap my knee
They sit down to pee
With his normal image of pushing a pram...

Do Real Men Sit Down To Pee

...How would you describe a real man
One with muscles, uses bad language like damn
Well slap my knee
They sit down to pee
With his normal image of pushing a pram...

Love All Dearest Pal

...Extend your love and cover all
Let for your love the World fall

Show true concern and express
Use deep affection and impress

Let your love be clearly shown
It must be first made known

Cho...

Utterly Forgotten

...Utterly Forgotten
They set out to make a man like you make a car in a factory
It was a production process starting at step one till the end
When you’re left with the finished product and the job i...

Bad Language

...don’t stop caring about nothing ~ you’ll just become twice as negative 


By
David Kavanagh...

101 Disturbance Loud Music Playing

...A rundown duplex in an old inner city place
The walls smeared with dog  in an outright disgrace
It smelt of no hope and no future for her anyone more
The neighbours complained of loud music and ba...

Bad Resolutions

...BAD RESOLUTIONS 

Be good, be kind, help those along the way.
All good resolutions I’ve made on New Year’s Day.
Don’t do this, don’t do that, do know right from wrong.
Resolutio...

A Little Knowledge

...A Little Knowledge

My son just started big school and now he knows it all
He says that all the laws are made by bloody Sid E. Hall
We frowned at his bad language and that made him assure us
He’...

Shakespearean Sonnet

...Halloween Sonnet

It's Halloween, that spooky time of year,
when scary monsters prowl the streets at night,
those freaky ghouls make me shiver with fear,
in costumes that give me a dr...

Jesus Is Coming

...A thought about the times that we are living in"

JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!

Who wants to go to Heaven when you die, can I see a raise of hands? Well, would you do what God’s Word says you have to ...

In My Day

...In my day there were both good guys, and bad
The good guys always won, and the bad guys had
So when they were captured they went to jail
And justice was always served without fail
That’s how we l...

Cuts and Blisters

...One can live out his life with no baggage
but may hang on a rope to stay alive
a site seem as weak, bags out bad knowledge
to put its life in a box and deprive
from big cuts to acid lips,...

Songs and Noises

...Altos and sopranos
Blend - songs
Are heard in the distance . .. . . . .. . .
bass and tenors sings songs of joy
Noises...(pleasant noises to be precise)
Musical noises increase in volume
Some p...

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