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The Denialist's

2 Timothy 4:3-4:4
For the time will come when men will not tolerate sound doctrine, but with itching ears they will gather around themselves teachers to suit their own desires. So, they will turn their ears away from truth and turn aside to myths.


The practitioners of “The Big Lie”
Election results, one must never decry

Let us examine some history
By which we’ll note the hypocrisy

Al Gore in 2000, Hillary in 2016
Stacy Abrams in Georgia did scream 

How does one discern what is truth
The good book says examine the fruit produced

Thirty-two million for Mueller to investigate
Months of media claiming Trumps a reprobate

What did this produce folks 
It was all a Democrat and media hoax

Impeachment over a phone call to Ukraine
No high crimes or misdemeanors was plain 

Hunter’s laptop called Russian disinformation
January 6th labeled an insurrection

No guns, no bombs, not even pitchforks
Capitol Police acting as escorts

If you are unable to see rotten fruit
Providing more evidence is simply moot

Just know that Paul foretold it all
We need a revival, or America will fall

Al Gore-Ithmic Angst

Writing poems in the algorithmic sands
Washed away by rippling waves on unseen sands
hoping in my drowning one will save me
Or at least a kindly reader someday “fave” me.

John G. Lawless
©11/24/2022

Al's Glory

Some voters found him an incredible bore
Others thought him arrogant to the core

   But one thing about Al Gore that I'll always adore
   The man invented the Internet ~ He swore!
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An Inconvenient Mistake of Fact

Al created the algorithm
One late night as Tipper danced with him
The thought came by chance
As they freestyle danced
Initially dubbed "Al Gore Rhythm!"

Almost a Great Limerick

Al Gore Jr. set out to save the world
His plan to stop climate change, he unfurled --
   But since stopping emissions
   Depends on politicians --
He's selling motorized scooters instead

Its Our Choice - To Save Ourselves Or Just Ignore It

INTRO: - As Al Gore once said - and I agree because I have read

It’s our World and down to mankind’s choices, to take care of what we were gifted

To save this speck called planet Earth, from what we all probably deserve

If our blue planet does not survive, it means that we just let it die, and all because we never tried

We can though still change our inaction, to worldwide positive actions, so that we maybe get some traction

To try and save all of life and the home that we all live on 

From the threat of extinction


DAMO

An Inconvenient Heatwave

Getting broiled in the daytime
And slow-cooked at night,
Could it be that
Al Gore was right?

Boudain's Funeral Cold Piss With Dan Quayle In Drag

brocoli rob
smoke the hemp
the day after that mechanical man Al Gore took the stand
I couldn't cry over Bourdain
tried to see what he was up to next but it was too late
a Chinese man was in the alley taking a pee pee
just after elder Bush touched some bush he gets in trouble again
this time was his friend Dan Quayle in drag
the truth can hurt at times so refined never second guessing
I'll start professing a good cause to come clean living in a land of mean

Bourdain was for Bourdain so why should we complain
the guy was totally insane taking his own life for the sake of what ?
you make me want to throw up in mouth  blame, ***** & pout
the beautiful thing is when the fat lady sings but sorry it still isn't over then
got fish for frying and i'm not lying 
environmental sound like Dan Quayle in a gown
stick it to the man who once said,"Yes We Can"!
more drama for your momma in comes homeboy Obama
Trump is busy working with the wall trying to stand up ten feet tall
Cold piss sorry that I missed a sacred kiss with a hero in our mist.

Presidential

Presidential
hanging chads
cigar
masturbation
nerves of steel
confronting the Korean little boy
brand new toy
olives for dinner
we got a winner
Al Gore almost won
city in ivory tower
the wall
threats in Syria
hysteria

Subterranean Homesick Blues Again

Dan's on the mezzanine 
asking where the mayor lives 
I'm on the dole line, 
wondrin bout conservatives 
The man with the leg cramps 
boot camps wheel clamps 
says they cut his food stamps. 
Look out son, 
he’s packin a gun: 
God knows why 
Pat Boone, full moon 
someone's gonna die soon. 

Del's on welfare, 
Donald Trump is real pissed: 
give 'em all health care? 
What are we? Socialists? 
Thinks I'm Harry Lime: 
street crime, sub-prime, 
now you're working part-time. 
Look out boy, 
you're only a goy: 
don't revere teachers, 
don't obey no preachers. 

Jen's on Fox News 
talkin bout the bank crash 
wanna get some real views? 
What about the trailer trash? 
Read about Goldilocks 
Botox bobbysocks 
modelled by Amanda Knox. 
Look out, Joe, 
you're spoiling the show. 
Don't watch features, 
don't dance in the bleachers. 

Get hired, get fired, 
get rich, get stitched, 
get tired, get wired, 
get hitched, get ditched. 
They got the cops at backstop, 
Al Gore keeping score 
'tween the Poors 
and Dirt-Poors, 
'tween the Haves 
and Have-Mores. 

John Wayne's vanished. 
He's off to learn Spanish.

Planet Clean

Planet Clean 

We wander in portals to fill the cosmic scene
 To explode with laughter on the base of nice
 Another chance at which to roll the dice twice
 In search of clean in our atmosphere up above
 We have decorated pictures in vast loop holes
 Some have even treasured a red rose that was plucked before
 Out of sadness we have formed mere gladness to one another
 Silence is a weapon formed to it's beckoning call
 Planet Clean in the corner of our room not to soon
 Snap shot moments from our past that it would last
 Green Peace & Al Gore would both agree
 What is the base for this humble plea
 It's a matter of heart to light the spark to what I'm waiting for
 Some shadows lurk at the edge of the door not willing to explore
 We are each given a voice to turn the wrong to right
 The thought of oil distribution on a beach of humble birds
 The o zone layer should be as sharp as a nail
 Be free from the liter & soon we'll discover a rainbow in the dark
 Share with your neighbor the love of our planet from sea to shining sea

No Nukes

No Nuke's !

 You have polluted are o zone with your hair spray & gas
 No one in this life gets by on any free pass
 Become a gentleman by not sticking it to the man
 When will we understand the great man with the plan
 We stand sideways with one hand holding onto the plow
 A whole chorus of singers in a vast auditorium
 We must learn to embrace love & forget the hate
 Shattered dreams filtered scene through the vast land of mean
 People out of touch in a 21st century in quite a rush
 There's a voice with the famed Al Gore lest I implore
 Heavy voices with eyes of tombstone in their head
 The fallen dead having viscous fangs that bite such a fright
 Lest I implore another opened door by which to explore
 There's a sign on the door post of the wall
 Yet there's still no true voice anymore so very 1964
 Let's learn from the past so we won't repeat the same mistakes
 An evil mind that plugs destruction sending to the masses a fright
 Have we forgotten about the twin towers maybe time for a cold shower

Chasing Footprints

CHASING FOOTPRINTS

Some feet are bigger than others
none bigger than those
left by your brothers -
that you tried to fill.

The foot that Dad
would put “right up ‘ur ****”
and the one Mom said
you must put forward.

The meter and feet
we poetically treat
in attempt to conform
to rhythm and beat.

One foot we must
“take out of our mouth”,
while trying to get
“one foot in the door”.

Footprints that litter
the sands of our mind
that cannot be followed
by looking behind.

The foot of the stairs
the foot of the bed
the footsteps of night
the footsteps of dread.

Huge footprints of carbon
Al Gore and his ilk
charging the cows
for the grass to make milk.

One foot on the gas
One foot on the brake
one looking to give
one looking to take.

So don’t judge the size
or the depth of the root
nor measure the soul
by the size of the boot.

John G. Lawless 

submitted to – BIGFOOT (A Poet Destroyer contest)

Global Warming Tanka

Encased in thick ice
Sparrow shivers, sad demise
Flowers had emerged
Once colorful, now turned brown
Snowy carpet for Easter

Frozen bunny dies
Easter egg hunts ‘neath snow mounds
Sun plays hide and seek
Bunny’s obit cites “death knell”
Meaning of Easter recalled

Ma Nature fooled us
Groundhog needs unemployment
The weatherman lied
Al Gore has hidden away
Ice age, not global warming





*Written April 17, 2014 as our friends up North shiver.

A Texas Size Problem

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