Short Al Gore Poems
Short Al Gore Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Al Gore by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Al Gore by length and keyword.
An Inconvenient Heatwave
Getting broiled in the daytime
And slow-cooked at night,
Could it be that
Al Gore was right?...
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Categories:
al gore, 12th grade, earth, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
An Inconvenient Mistake of Fact
Al created the algorithm
One late night as Tipper danced with him
The thought came by chance
As they freestyle danced
Initially dubbed "Al Gore Rhythm!"...
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Categories:
al gore, computer, dance, fun, internet, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Al's Glory
Some voters found him an incredible bore
Others thought him arrogant to the core
But one thing about Al Gore that I'll always adore
The man invented the Internet ~ He swore!
'...
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Categories:
al gore, inspirational, leadership, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
Almost a Great Limerick
Al Gore Jr. set out to save the world
His plan to stop climate change, he unfurled --
But since stopping emissions
Depends on politicians --
He's selling motorized scooters instead...
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Categories:
al gore, change, humorous, leadership, weather,
Form:
Limerick
Al Gore-Ithmic Angst
Writing poems in the algorithmic sands
Washed away by rippling waves on unseen sands
hoping in my drowning one will save me
Or at least a kindly reader someday “fave” me.
John G. Lawless
©11/24/2022...
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Categories:
al gore, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Presidential
Presidential
hanging chads
cigar
masturbation
nerves of steel
confronting the Korean little boy
brand new toy
olives for dinner
we got a winner
Al Gore almost won
city in ivory tower
the wall
threats in Syria
hysteria...
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Categories:
al gore, anxiety, art,
Form:
Free verse
Al Gore Invented the Internet
According to pompous Al Gore, he claimed to have invented the internet!
Well, I'm certainly delighted to hear that - we are forever in his debt!
I have rather serious doubts about that dubious claim, however.
My understanding (tho' not all that well understood) is that it was a group endeavor!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
al gore, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Milk and Cookies
Batman had Robin,
Abbott had his Lou,
Harvey had his rabbit,
Just as I have you
Like milk and cookies
Naturals together since times of yore
And our President Bill Clinton
Had his friend Al Gore
Like Peace and War
Tolstoy's famous book
And magazines so alike
Like "Life" had it's "Look"
I walk in nirvana
Unsure if this is true
And you can count on
A love forever for you...
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Categories:
al gore, allegory, dedication, devotion, faith, history, love, on
Form:
Romanticism
Global Warming Tanka
Encased in thick ice
Sparrow shivers, sad demise
Flowers had emerged
Once colorful, now turned brown
Snowy carpet for Easter
Frozen bunny dies
Easter egg hunts ‘neath snow mounds
Sun plays hide and seek
Bunny’s obit cites “death knell”
Meaning of Easter recalled
Ma Nature fooled us
Groundhog needs unemployment
The weatherman lied
Al Gore has hidden away
Ice age, not global warming
*Written April 17, 2014 as our friends up North shiver....
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Categories:
al gore, angst, animal, easter, weather,
Form:
Tanka