Old Salty Dog

It was an old sailors birthday, he went back to the docks. He met a professional lady they preceded then to talk. He had been alone a long while thought that his tide was nigh, time to have some fun before prices get to high! They negotiated terms on what he"d have to pay. Then headed back to hers where she would make his day. They both got in her bed, he set about his task. After a couple of minutes he felt he had to ask? "Well, how do you think i"m doing, am I giving you the hots? Please tell me what you think, give me your passing thoughts? She replied. "You are doing at least 3 knots, "Knot really hard, knot quite in, and knot getting your money back!