Dating Sites
I joined a dating agency
thought I would try the game.
There are lots of single people,
Folks who are the same.
Those who are just lonely
but many needing more.
Surely there is many
that really want to score!
I put in all my details
so sure the Babes would cry,
telling everthing about me
the majority of facts a lie.
I was thinking six foot legies
with mini skirts so high,
bosums spilling over
I would be their type of guy.
I filled in lots of questions
and then prepared to wait,
patience not a virtue
to find my perfect mate.
See that damn computer
and all those dating sites,
I really hate them all
with all my breathing might!
How come they all know me
I can"t believe my luck,
this is a total mishmash
the whole thing it does suck!
Guess who I am married too
they"ll never be my pal!
I think I was to honest
or the systems known as Hal!
They"ve matched me to a pizza
a cold one caught on tape,
that took a DVD home
called Planet of the Apes!
Copyright © Ned Flanders | Year Posted 2011
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