Poetry Forum Areas

Introduce Yourself

New to PoetrySoup? Introduce yourself here. Tell us something about yourself.

Looking for a Poem

Can't find a poem you've read before? Looking for a poem for a special person or an occasion? Ask other member for help.

Writing Poetry

Ways to improve your poetry. Post your techniques, tips, and creative ideas how to write better.

High Critique

For poets who want unrestricted constructive criticism. This is NOT a vanity workshop. If you do not want your poem seriously critiqued, do not post here. Constructive criticism only. PLEASE Only Post One Poem a Day!!!

How do I...?

Ask PoetrySoup Members how to do something or find something on PoetrySoup.

You have an ad blocker! We understand, but...

PoetrySoup is a small privately owned website. Our means of support comes from advertising revenue. We want to keep PoetrySoup alive, make it better, and keep it free. Please support us by disabling your ad blocker on PoetrySoup. See how to enable ads while keeping your ad blocker active. Also, did you know you can become a PoetrySoup Lifetime Premium Member and block ads forever...while getting many more great features. Take a look! Thank you!

Read Poems by ned flanders

ned flanders Avatar  Send Soup Mail  Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below are poems written by poet Ned Flanders. Click the Next or Previous links below the poem to navigate between poems. Remember, Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth. Thank you.

List of ALL ned flanders poems

Best Ned Flanders Poems

+ Follow Poet

The poem(s) are below...


dear diary the shopping line bread milk and the needle

Have to get some bread and milk,
always needing more,
Then to seek my dealer
needle him to give a score.

Kids are always wailing,
never any peace.
Like a wailing wall
they never seem to cease!

Damp is smelling so much worse,
should withdraw the rent..
But where else could i go,
since that bastard went.

Can never pay a bill
the Post is full of dread.
They"re going to slice me off!
I never have the bread.

All we wear is cotton
what the hell is silk!
There is only so much Benefits
that i can really milk..

 I have to meet my Dealer,
see what i can wheedle.
I need so ****ing much...

Bread milk and a needle.

Copyright © ned flanders | Year Posted 2013


Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment

  1. Date: 1/27/2016 3:55:00 PM

    NED, A great pleasure to find and read the inspiration poured from your pen today. Love ** SKAT -
  1. Date: 3/6/2014 6:12:00 AM

    Having been possessed by the demon of addiction myself, I identify well with this hard hitting piece Ned. You nailed it here - Tim
  1. Date: 9/25/2013 4:14:00 PM

    Since that bastard went...Tough times ahead... Conjured cleverly.