A Mad March Night

One night while i was driving, and heading back to town. Something jumped from nowhere, Good Lord i knocked it down. I got out of my car my nerves were in a scare, then to my surprise there lay a great big Hare! His breathing it was shallow so i put him in my car, at least he was alive my home was not to far. at last i reached my house i carried him inside. I laid down Mr Hare his eyes they opened wide.. at first he seemed upset but then he settled down, heartbeat back to normal at last i lost my frown. But i had plans that night a night out with some girls and here i was quite trapped, left dreaming of my thrills! My lodger was quite dirty covered in brown mud, bit"s of grass adorned him he was heading for my tub! Never mind a Vet for he was fit and well after bumping into him i knew that he"d be swell. Just then the phone did ring "Oh when you coming down?" "I can"t". I just replied, all be it with a frown. My girlfriends were not happy i knew them oh so well, so i told a big white lie the one that we all tell. "For i am running oh so late, the next time oh i swear, for i have such a bit to do, i"ve still to wash my Hare!"