Oops

It was near our anniversary
what could i get my wife,
something really special
prove the quality of our life.

She started dropping hints
about what that could be,
something really shiny
to give her big whoopee!

Then she mentioned speed,
nought to one hundred and fifty,
she really put her foot down
it had to be real niffty.

Yes her mind was on the fast,
that was what she reckoned.
Nought to one hundred and fifty
in under just three seconds!

Then my penny dropped
it was not for the fainthearted,
I bought her bathroom scales!!!

Then the fight it started...

              Oops













it was not for the fainthearted
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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September 6, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Uh oh. You live dangerously. That could get you killed.
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