Statistics Never Lie

Statistics never lie. The indecisive coconut just hung. He waited and waited, swayed a little in the tropical breeze but just hung. A big fat tourist in loud Hawaiian shorts strolled by. The indecisive coconut decided. He dropped... and missed. It split in two on the hard stony ground. The coconut tree glanced down, sighed, and thought, no point crying over spilt milk. There will be other tourists. After all, one hundred and fiffty is a big number. Statistics never lie.