Thick As a Brick

Thick as a brick. Misunderstood. Alas a teenage daughter Got in the family way, Such they are the times What more can you say. It was getting near her time But still she wanted out, To the pub or just the pictures She didn"t mind being stout. Then one night it happened While she was all alone, Nature took Her course She fumbled for the phone. The time was nearly midnight It was dad who was awoken 'Can you come and get me, I think my waters broken.' 'Okay' shouts her dad 'tell me where you are, You just say the place I"ll go get the car." He jumped up out of bed Put slippers on his feet 'Where are you ringing from?' 'From my knickers to my feet.'