Wtf Poems - Poems about Wtf

When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl I was shocked at the name, I confess She’s named after Trudy’s best friend The poor baby has been christened Tess! 06/08/23...

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man took dog for a walk turned aloose in the garden.... 'twas a nice June day dog came back inside through door what the feculent odor Written: June 05, 2023 For John...

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I rose early, to sit on the shoreline of the sea and watch the sunrise the salt air is refreshing on the lungs and the scent of the beach is earthy gulls and pelicans have already arrived and are squabbling over a morning meal of fish the waves are casually rolling toward me in usual fashion it is serene and peaceful as I enjoy...

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One day I was walking down the street, and out of nowhere I got poop bombed. By a strange looking bird, and I screamed WTF! He could have at least said in coming, watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk and a flap of the wings! I thought to myself this day couldn’t...

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what is one to think what is left to say when one is awestruck by the absurd absurdity of the absurd AP: Honorable Mention 2023 Posted on April 8, 2023...

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for freedom of speech we pay the price ~ comes from our mouth when we’re invoiced By David Kavanagh...

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Grounding pounding wanna grab Jousty jack wanna stab Anger clutching his mind Crack spouting nonsense Idiotic ineffable reason The conflict season.. Note.Nonsense makes no sense.....

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When the program isn’t working like it should, No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck. When the techie’s not around to make things good Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck. All it takes is just three fingers, and you’re sweet: Ctrl-Alt-Delete. When the system won’t cooperate, oh dear, You don’t like what you’re looking at...

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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf Inanimate objects get together And declare their displeasure It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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After Tuesday, even the calender goes WTF My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf Inanimate objects get together And declare their displeasure It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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Will power waits true Then fate creeps up to nag you For good they battle....

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what were you thinking when you drank heavily and jumped in?...

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When things fail to make the start then the pleasure of the end takes the awful load of broken promises enhanced in bold of laughter, turned cold...

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im in your yard not very far in on your porch back from a bar im in your house looking for you breacking everything i can in search of you your brother and your sister runnin out to greet me your mom just yells and screams at me i jump the stairs two at a time my ipod playing sublime i find your room in antisipation flig open the door its empty where...

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