Wtf Poems

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To meet converse
give me a ring
hmu
perchance communicate
'twould be a fine thing
if it were so
but no
wtf
lower case letters and emojis
are the way of the day
mostly with nothing much to say
smh
no wonder the globe is warming
with all the power used and abused
omg
but what did they find
to fill their tiny minds
lol
before they owned
their so-called smart phone
idk

Wtf - Not For Contest

When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl
I was shocked at the name, I confess
She’s named after Trudy’s best friend
The poor baby has been christened Tess!

06/08/23

What the Feculent Wtf

man took dog for a walk
turned aloose in the garden....
'twas a nice June day

dog came back inside through door
what the feculent odor   

Written: June 05, 2023
For John

Wtf

I rose early, to sit on the shoreline of the sea
and watch the sunrise
the salt air is refreshing on the lungs
and the scent of the beach is earthy
gulls and pelicans have already arrived
and are squabbling over a morning meal of fish
the waves are casually rolling toward me
in usual fashion
it is serene and peaceful
as I enjoy

Wtf

One  day I was walking down the street, 
and out of nowhere I got poop bombed.
By a strange looking bird, and I screamed
WTF! He could have at least said in coming,
watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk 
and a flap of  the wings! I thought to myself
this day couldn’t

Those Wtf Moments

what is one to think
what is left to say 
when one is awestruck by the 
absurd absurdity of the absurd



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

::Wtf::

for freedom of speech we pay the price ~ comes from our mouth when we’re invoiced

By 
David Kavanagh

Jousty Jack

Grounding pounding wanna grab
Jousty jack wanna stab
Anger clutching his mind
Crack spouting nonsense
Idiotic ineffable reason
The conflict season..
Note.Nonsense makes no sense..

Ctrl-Alt-Delete - Wtf, Lmao

When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck.
All it takes is just three fingers, and you’re sweet:
Ctrl-Alt-Delete.

When the system won’t cooperate, oh dear,
You don’t like what you’re looking at

Wtf

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess

Wtf

After Tuesday, even the calender goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess

Wtf

Will power waits true
Then fate creeps up to nag you
For good they battle.

Wtf

what were you thinking
when you drank heavily
and jumped in?

Wtf

When things fail to make the start
then the pleasure of the end 
takes the awful load of broken
promises enhanced in bold
of laughter, turned cold

Double Suicide Wtf

im in your yard
not very far
in on your porch
back from a bar
im in your house
looking for you
breacking everything i can
in search of you
your brother and your sister
runnin out to greet me
your mom just yells
and screams at me
i jump the stairs
two at a time
my ipod playing
sublime
i find your room in antisipation
flig open the door
its empty where

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