Best Wtf Poems

for freedom of speech we pay the price ~ comes from our mouth when we’re invoiced

By 
David Kavanagh...

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One  day I was walking down the street, 
and out of nowhere I got poop bombed.
By a strange looking bird, and I screamed
WTF! He could have at least said in coming,
watch out or look out! All I got was a smirk 
and a flap...

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what were you thinking
when you drank heavily
and jumped in?...

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When things fail to make the start
then the pleasure of the end 
takes the awful load of broken
promises enhanced in bold
of laughter, turned cold...

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Will power waits true
Then fate creeps up to nag you
For good they battle....

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After Tuesday, even the calender goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl
I was shocked at the name, I confess
She’s named after Trudy’s best friend
The poor baby has been christened Tess!

06/08/23...

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im in your yard
not very far
in on your porch
back from a bar
im in your house
looking for you
breacking everything i can
in search of you
your brother and your sister
runnin out to greet me
your mom just yells
and screams at me
i jump the stairs
two at a time
my ipod playing
sublime
i...

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When the program isn’t working like it should,
No rabbit’s foot, nor horseshoe’s gonna bring you any luck.
When the techie’s not around to make things good
Ya gotta figure out a way to get yourself unstuck.
All it takes is just three fingers, and you’re sweet:
Ctrl-Alt-Delete.

When the system...

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I rose early, to sit on the shoreline of the sea
and watch the sunrise
the salt air is refreshing on the lungs
and the scent of the beach is earthy
gulls and pelicans have already arrived
and are squabbling over a morning meal of fish
the waves are casually rolling...

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man took dog for a walk
turned aloose in the garden....
'twas a nice June day

dog came back inside through door
what the feculent odor   

Written: June 05, 2023
For John...

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what is one to think
what is left to say 
when one is awestruck by the 
absurd absurdity of the absurd



AP: Honorable Mention 2023

Posted on April 8, 2023...

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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF
My hearing ain't all that good but I surely ain't deaf
Inanimate objects get together
And declare their displeasure
It's time to change our lifestyle and clean up this mess...

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Grounding pounding wanna grab
Jousty jack wanna stab
Anger clutching his mind
Crack spouting nonsense
Idiotic ineffable reason
The conflict season..
Note.Nonsense makes no sense.....

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