Funny Winter Poems

I'm trying to count on these fingers the umbrellas
I've lost on windy days: wasn't it hard chasing them?
And swallowing raindrops, I challenged the mayhem!
Wasn't it...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.

My eyes are tearing up, 
My nose...

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in this mug is chicken noodles

spousey makes a whole caboodles

evry single day

chases colds away

lets me get back to my doodles.
...

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Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere 
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages


Canvassing...

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He said it was muddy. I refused to believe it as it was snowing.  

We were on a high avalanche. 
But we were both too...

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It's funny the simple pleasures recounted in life
all manner of wonders reminisced I'll miss most.. 
though list grows shorter with each passing day  
thoughts...

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Yummy

My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more

One more
One more
One more

So sweet
Yummy 
One more !...

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Inside woolly mittens, they kept each other warm
From frigid, chilly temperatures amidst a winter storm

They huddled up together, these friendly fingers four
Until they heard, "Hey!...

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my sister turned light chartreuse

after hearing on the news

the end is quite near

a blizzard all year

so we recommend snowshoes.
...

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the bald eagle
wishes for a wool watch cap
                 ...

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sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks


4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022...

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The visit was over and off to my car
It was out in the snow, but not too far.
Cleared the windows and what did I see
Was...

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Frosty the Snowman took a hike
Fell over some kid’s ten-speed bike
Rammed his carrot nose in the ground
Two coal eyes were all they found.

written December 21,...

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The days are now getting much shorter,
Each new day is cooler and cooler.
Winter will be here very soon,
Everyone will be wearing funny sweaters like a...

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