Funny Winter Poems | Examples
These Funny Winter poems are examples of Winter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Winter Funny poems written by international poets.
The thing about frozen iguana,
It isn't like some kinda manna.
Both fall from the sky,
But one from less high,
And eat it, I really don't wanna.
“I’ll catch a snowflake,” John had sung.
To this hope, during snowstorm, he clung.
“Look, Mom, I caught one!”
To her did he run;
By then, all she saw was his tongue.
Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun.
There is only one man who I pity.
And it is he; for whom all hope is gone.
For there is not a day quite as shatty;
as a winter’s day in a porta john…
I felt unwelcome in our home,
a crowded place where I was alone.
So, I went out into the cold,
wandering out to take a look,
and settling on a stony crook
in the pathway of a brook
where clear water rolled.
Shafts of light shown through the trees
which gentled rustled in the breeze,
and it struck me kind of funny -
from tree to tree there grew a vine,
and on it, an ant trail formed a line,
no longer alone, I felt fine.
It was winter cold, but sunny.
a cure for the chill winter blues....jason momoa in
a loincloth
we met for coffee early one snowy day
i was nervous you were funny
it was magical and felt... just right
AP: 3rd place 2025
Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men,
In search of a stable.
Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.
My eyes are tearing up,
My nose has turned bright red,
My fingers hurt, the car won't start,
I should have stayed in bed.
Ohhhh! Off to work, Off to work,
I gotta get to work.
The car won't start, the battery died,
I'll have to try to hitch a ride.
Standing in the cold.
I'm waiting for the bus.
If I don't freeze to death today,
It's 'cause pneumonia got me fust.
my sister turned light chartreuse
after hearing on the news
the end is quite near
a blizzard all year
so we recommend snowshoes.
the bald eagle
wishes for a wool watch cap
...santa's dilemma
John G. Lawless
©12/11/2022
sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks
4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022
Frosty the Snowman took a hike
Fell over some kid’s ten-speed bike
Rammed his carrot nose in the ground
Two coal eyes were all they found.
written December 21, 2021
[originally written for Tania
Kitchin's funny 4-liner contest]
The days are now getting much shorter,
Each new day is cooler and cooler.
Winter will be here very soon,
Everyone will be wearing funny sweaters like a cocoon.
Date Written: 11/8/2021
BITE SIZE POEM no26 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
Oh the weather outside is crummy.
Makes me yearn for days so sunny.
Looking out my front window,
See it snow, see it snow, see it snow.
Brought lots of fire wood inside,
'Cause the wind blows fiercely outside.
Weather man says it's 40 below,
And the wind still blows and blows.
It's the hardest time of the year.
The frost and the cold have no peer;
But inside I can bundle up tight,
Safe and warm by the hearth's fire light.
Oh the weather outside ain't funny;
So I'll leave bread and corn for the bunnies.
I'll feed the birds by my front window.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.