Funny Winter Poems

Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....

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There is only one man who I pity.
And it is he; for whom all hope is gone.
For there is not a day quite as shatty;
as...

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Katie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...

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I felt unwelcome in our home,
a crowded place where I was alone.
So, I went out into the cold,
wandering out to take a look,
and settling on...

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a cure for the chill winter blues....jason momoa in
a loincloth...

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we met for coffee early one snowy day
i was nervous you were funny
it was magical and felt... just right


Posted on December 11, 2024...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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I'm trying to count on these fingers the umbrellas
I've lost on windy days: wasn't it hard chasing them?
And swallowing raindrops, I challenged the mayhem!
Wasn't it...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.

My eyes are tearing up, 
My nose...

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in this mug chicken noodles

spousey makes whole caboodles

evry single day

chases colds away

gets me back to my doodles.
...

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Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere 
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages


Canvassing...

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He said it was muddy. I refused to believe it as it was snowing.  

We were on a high avalanche. 
But we were both too...

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It's funny the simple pleasures recounted in life
all manner of wonders reminisced I'll miss most.. 
though list grows shorter with each passing day  
thoughts...

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Yummy

My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more

One more
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So sweet
Yummy 
One more !...

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