If you feel the need to compete
In healthy athletic competition
And happen to be LBG*T+
There's always the Special Olympics
Or become a corn star
You'll always be welcomed there
With open arms, or legs
Either way, both ways or whatever
It's all about the good sportsmanship,
Healthy competition
And Fun
By the way,
Sometimes, I get a litter horny
When I've had too many beers,
I shart...
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