Whacks Poems - Poems about Whacks

..."Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks, when she saw what she had done, gave her father forty-one, she washed herself from a watered pail, she claimed their lies an......Read the rest...

... iv. By Thanksgiving, their machinations no longer discreet, Voices from the walls and vents, betrayed their deceit. My family revealed as demons in flesh-and-blood guise, Christmas Day was the ......Read the rest...

...What’s gone wrong with Granddad’s dong, it used to be so long Once the length of Granddad’s dong made Gran burst into song His dong would go throughout the night, to Grandma’s sheer delight And Gr......Read the rest...

...The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44... for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation. Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap t......Read the rest...

..."You'll find more peace in your life if you refuse to listen to idle chatter." ~ by poet When a squirrel does ......Read the rest...

...I wonder why bereaved people even bother with mourning clothes when the grief itself provides such an unmistakable wardrobe. Jandy Nelson What I scribe......Read the rest...

...We raised our sights in the autumn season, brilliant and vivacious shades, full of life. Vivid crimson, scarlet, rust, and yellow rife, The maple trees in the grove praised the region.......Read the rest...

..."Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one." Whoever wrote this jump-rope song About Lizzie Borden got it wrong. ......Read the rest...

...Who the hell is Gordon Bennett Some think there’s insanity In the fact we call his name As though it were profanity Not so famous nowadays As once he used to be But still I call his name out ......Read the rest...

...Requisite inspection June 29th, 2022 at Apartment B44 Aforementioned title and following little known verses of Matthew finds me feeling squeamish, peevish, anguish, et cetera at our (the mis......Read the rest...

...Above my head, foliage, and feathers clatter as a hawk tangles with a squirrel. Above my head, Russian tanks pop their tops in boggling bubbles. Just above a bald patch, shaggy clouds squat to ......Read the rest...

...O, elvenstone! O, elvenstone! O, would that you could be my own. To quest exhausted, all these years, And not obtain those pointy ears To sharpen sense, to hear my phone. O battle axe! O batt......Read the rest...

...My eyes go into the skies Like dark flame My legs sink into the sand Like dirt in water The ice in the rain Swirls and whacks my head The flood, sprinting towards me Its malice, chasing me to ......Read the rest...

...Women, sure, are fighting back: Don’t rebelling energy lack; For men’s vicious and hateful whacks, Their sometimes murderous whacks. Each time one is made to seem an imp, Some male body goes ......Read the rest...

...Mam told me I must eat my greens I’m certain I know what she means I pick lots of snot, And then eat the lot It’s tasty and full of proteins! Mam’s livid and screams ACT YOUR YEAR......Read the rest...