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Wonder Woman's Witty Whacks
... There once was a hero named Di, Whose lasso made villains all cry. With bracelets and grace, She'd set a swift pace, "No man's land" was her favorite reply! ©bfa031725 ......

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Categories: whacks, film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member unblemished
...So, a rich surfer kid with multiple degrees whacks a rich CEO of a health insurance company and suddenly he's the robin hood of the A.I generation feeding the blood of the rich and greedy to the ......

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Categories: whacks, political,
Form: Free verse



Seven Minutes Until
...|SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL OUR DEMISE {"Seven minutes left; the insistent buzz in my skull would never abrogate, it preserved on being continuously strenuous. My whacks on the veneer of the tiles went......

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Categories: whacks, absence, abuse, addiction, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member lost syllables
...get out your words and try try to make everything all right sling them like arrows into the gauntlet of time do they even know what they're trying to find or do they just need to unwind this o......

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Categories: whacks, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Once again the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies
...Once again, the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies..., when triumvirate (Kathleen Bergen, Pamela Floreen, and Richard Jett) constitute Grosse and Quade real estate managem......

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Categories: whacks, adventure, america, angst, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Veiled
..."Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks, when she saw what she had done, gave her father forty-one, she washed herself from a watered pail, she claimed their lies an......

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Categories: whacks, allusion, analogy, evil, father
Form: Narrative
Here, Dwells A Monster - Part II
... iv. By Thanksgiving, their machinations no longer discreet, Voices from the walls and vents, betrayed their deceit. My family revealed as demons in flesh-and-blood guise, Christmas Day was the ......

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Categories: whacks, betrayal, christmas, family, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Grandads Dong
...What’s gone wrong with Granddad’s dong, it used to be so long Once the length of Granddad’s dong made Gran burst into song His dong would go throughout the night, to Grandma’s sheer delight And Gr......

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Categories: whacks, grandparents, music,
Form: Rhyme
The Missus Upstages Grosse and Quade At Unit B44
...The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44... for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation. Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap t......

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Categories: whacks, america, anger, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chatter
..."You'll find more peace in your life if you refuse to listen to idle chatter." ~ by poet When a squirrel does ......

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Categories: whacks, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Bereaved
...I wonder why bereaved people even bother with mourning clothes when the grief itself provides such an unmistakable wardrobe. Jandy Nelson What I scribe......

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Categories: whacks, angst, bereavement, confusion, fate,
Form: Quintain (Sicilian)
Premium Member Hooray For Autumn
...We raised our sights in the autumn season, brilliant and vivacious shades, full of life. Vivid crimson, scarlet, rust, and yellow rife, The maple trees in the grove praised the region.......

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Categories: whacks, analogy, appreciation, autumn, river,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Rehashing History: the Still Legendary Lizzie Borden
..."Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one." Whoever wrote this jump-rope song About Lizzie Borden got it wrong. ......

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Categories: whacks, father daughter, history, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Gordon Bennett
...Who the hell is Gordon Bennett Some think there’s insanity In the fact we call his name As though it were profanity Not so famous nowadays As once he used to be But still I call his name out ......

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Categories: whacks, hero, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Requisite Inspection June 29th, 2022 At Apartment B44
...Requisite inspection June 29th, 2022 at Apartment B44 Aforementioned title and following little known verses of Matthew finds me feeling squeamish, peevish, anguish, et cetera at our (the mis......

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Categories: whacks, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Free verse

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