An Ob-Gyn Named Payne

There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
   When his patients groan
   He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Krutsinger Avatar
June 11, 2021 at 12:37 PM
I am not complaining to this doctor!
Boles Avatar
June 10, 2021 at 8:26 PM
Hahaha, very funny Gershon! I'm still going to refrain from commenting re. the whacking, my girlfriend might misinterpret my words. Peace...ab
Hankins Avatar
June 10, 2021 at 6:46 PM
LOL. I think sometimes most women would like to be whacked on the head during childbirth...knocked completely out! Have you heard of the urologist named Dr. Peters? Another limerick for you....
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