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Gordon Bennett

Who the hell is Gordon Bennett Some think there’s insanity In the fact we call his name As though it were profanity Not so famous nowadays As once he used to be But still I call his name out When a doorframe whacks my knee I put my hammer to one side To take a tiny break And then cry Gordon Bennett Where’s it gone for goodness sake Did poor George Armstrong Custer At the massing injun nations Cry out Gordon Bennett We’ve made underestimations Or is our Mr Bennett Just a UK kinda guy Who’s name is shouted loud As one more bus goes speeding by Well, frankly I don’t care That English language travels on Gordon Bennett is world famous Back where I come from This unknown hero all my life My unpretentious tenet Is by my side in times of strife His name is Gordon Bennett

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Date: 6/22/2022 4:12:00 AM
Bloody Nora! Terry, Well I never, I mean I did hear Gordon Bennett used in British Tv and cinema, but no I cannot imagine Custer using this phrase, I heard he used ‘Well slap my ass and call me Sally’ but don’t quote me on that one, a good fun write, cheers David
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/22/2022 4:22:00 AM
When I was a kid, the indoor public pool had a lifeguard whose name was Gordon Bennett… as ten years olds, we found that hilarious. You’ve reminded me of a Custer joke from years ago… wonder if I can poetise it… hmmm

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