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Funny Wedding Poems

These Funny Wedding poems are examples of Wedding poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wedding Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member It Know It Was My Idea
Oh, you did not know Mrs. Klondike said.
Haughty, uppity, not nice in the least.
The festival has been moved and renamed.
The Aprillstica has been re-named?

No way!
I...

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Categories: wedding, 6th grade, 7th grade,



why
see me from who i really am
nice kind and and funny
...

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Categories: birthday, chocolate, voice, wedding,

Premium Member PRODUCED WEDDING FIASCO
PRODUCED WEDDING  FIASCO


If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon

What would happen 
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the...

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Categories: wedding, adventure, appreciation, fruit, funny

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Wedding
The countdown on the calendar began the moment he proposed,
The wedding planning began the minute I met him,
I desperately wanted this milestone to be remembered...

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Categories: wedding, emotions, funny love, humor,

Premium Member Think I Need A Husband
Think I need a husband-
to hold my fragile hand.
Now I need a husband-
to open up a can.

I could use a husband-
to put the garbage out.
Would...

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Categories: wedding, care, day, funny, husband,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Wedding

My cousin’s daughter was to get married
at a place some 80 km from the residence.
I was asked to drive her there and I agreed,
it was...

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Categories: funny, wedding,

Premium Member A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO MY WEDDING


A funny thing happened
On the way to my wedding
The white limo picked me up as scheduled
Along with sister and mom all dolled up
My sister found...

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Categories: wedding, family, fun, funny, perspective,

Gonna be a redneck wedding
Our family got the news today
Our bubba's gettin' hitched
Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen
Got our boy bewitched
He's sayin' that he loves her
He's making her his...

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Categories: wedding, america, funny, humor, love,

Bride to be
Oh sweet bride to be 
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room 
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the...

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Categories: wedding, beautiful, betrayal, engagement, funny

Premium Member The Little White Chapel
When my husband and I were in Las Vegas, I had a great suggestion,
To go to the Little White Chapel, and renew our vows in...

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Categories: wedding, adventure, celebration, divorce, funny,

A Wedding
His lips are so sweet, he's wearing the perfect suit
Everyone say that we're the match that I shouldn't quit
Here I am in my dress with...

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© Loic Tran  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wedding, funny, funny love, heart,

Premium Member WHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE
WHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE

A cherubim approaches the celebratory podium,
a fifteen tier cake in her congratulatory hands.
The pews, full of spectators - ready for...

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Categories: wedding,

Premium Member LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST
SNAIL

I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the...

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Categories: funny, marriage, wedding,

Don't put me on call
Don't put me on call


No, no, no,  I'm not begging sentiment
All know, just, engaged ago a day
Expectation and wishes flushed from within
 So, do...

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Categories: wedding, funny love, girlfriend, humorous,

Premium Member My Amusing Wedding Day
'With these vows the two shall become as one.'

On December 15th. 1971
we decided to fill our wedding day 
 with  a shared passion.
Our love...

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Categories: wedding, devotion, happiness, horse, marriage,

He Married Herself
In the year 2019, a woman had a sex change.
Then he traveled back in time and what happened was strange.
He and his former female self...

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Categories: funny, humor, wedding,

A Valentine Wedding
The church all speckled with red and white
Billowy white bows affixed to the end of pews
Red roses in vases & all other possible places
A silver...

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Categories: romantic, valentines day, wedding,

Premium Member Shot-Gun Wedding
An angry Father, that wore a frown
has watched the rise of the devil's moon
While pacing, he's worn the carpet down
They arrive at dawn, and none...

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Categories: wedding, anger, father, father daughter,

Wed Lock

                   WEDLOCK

     ...

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Categories: wedding, emotions, funny, longing, love,

HELP XXX
The first time I got married, it was a church affair. 
And as all good grooms, I wanted it to go off with a certain...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, funny, husband, wedding,