Funny Wedding Poems

These Funny Wedding poems are examples of Wedding poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wedding Funny poems written by international poets.


Gonna be a redneck wedding by roger turner
Our family got the news today
Our bubba's gettin' hitched
Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen
Got our boy bewitched
He's sayin' that he loves her
He's making her his...

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Categories: wedding, america, funny, humor, love,

Bride to be by Jonathan Moya
Oh sweet bride to be 
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room 
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the...

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Categories: wedding, beautiful, betrayal, engagement, funny



Premium MemberThe Little White Chapel by Brenda McGrath
When my husband and I were in Las Vegas, I had a great suggestion,
To go to the Little White Chapel, and renew our vows in...

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Categories: wedding, adventure, celebration, divorce, funny,

A Wedding by Loic Tran
His lips are so sweet, he's wearing the perfect suit
Everyone say that we're the match that I shouldn't quit
Here I am in my dress with...

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Categories: wedding, funny, funny love, heart,

Premium MemberWHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE by Kim Rodrigues
WHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE

A cherubim approaches the celebratory podium,
a fifteen tier cake in her congratulatory hands.
The pews, full of spectators - ready for...

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Categories: wedding,

Premium MemberLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST by Darren White
SNAIL

I love my cool wheelchair to bits.
But when I get married it fits
to walk down the aisle,
it may take a while...
by then they're all snoring, the...

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Categories: funny, marriage, wedding,

Don't put me on call by Deepak Chalise
Don't put me on call


No, no, no,  I'm not begging sentiment
All know, just, engaged ago a day
Expectation and wishes flushed from within
 So, do...

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Categories: wedding, funny love, girlfriend, humorous,

Premium MemberMy Amusing Wedding Day by Suzanne Delaney
'With these vows the two shall become as one.'

On December 15th. 1971
we decided to fill our wedding day 
 with  a shared passion.
Our love...

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Categories: wedding, devotion, happiness, horse, marriage,

He Married Herself by randy johnson
In the year 2019, a woman had a sex change.
Then he traveled back in time and what happened was strange.
He and his former female self...

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Categories: funny, humor, wedding,

A Valentine Wedding by Dineen Williams Gault
The church all speckled with red and white
Billowy white bows affixed to the end of pews
Red roses in vases & all other possible places
A silver...

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Categories: romantic, valentines day, wedding,

Premium MemberShot-Gun Wedding by Carrie Richards
An angry Father, that wore a frown
has watched the rise of the devil's moon
While pacing, he's worn the carpet down
They arrive at dawn, and none...

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Categories: wedding, anger, father, father daughter,

Wed Lock by Anisha Dutta

                   WEDLOCK

     ...

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Categories: wedding, emotions, funny, longing, love,

HELP XXX by Dan Cwiak
The first time I got married, it was a church affair. 
And as all good grooms, I wanted it to go off with a certain...

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Categories: confusion, funny, husband, wedding,

Hezekiah Munny by Mike Martin
The story of Hezekiah Munny
Is one that’s really kind of funny

He married Olive Eo
First cousin to McMar
She didn’t have much money 
And she didn’t have...

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Categories: wedding, hilarious, humor, love, marriage,

Premium MemberHave A Happy Hillbilly Wedding by James Horn
Let me start off with an introduction to get you
in the mood to read this poem. Sorry, I did say
something that is wrong to a...

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Categories: wedding, funny, hilarious, humorous,

Know Your Onions by jill spagnola
Talk the Talk and Walk the Walk

Know Your Onions

Hey there Big Cheese
I think you are the bee’s knees

Not a bluenose or a flat tire,
But, ooh...

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Categories: wedding, boyfriend, cool, funny, history,

Old Betsy - Part 2 by randy johnson
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading.
When my daughters get pregnant, Old Betsy is responsible for shotgun weddings.
When men...

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Categories: wedding, dark, daughter, father, funny,

You Are Next by Christopher Reilley
YOU ARE NEXT!


Wedding coat finery
covering my wretched dismay.
After pinching cheeks
aunties would always say,

“You are next!”
as if saying made it so.
Countless times it happened
no matter how...

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Categories: wedding, age, family, fun, funeral,

Premium MemberThe Right Thing to Do by Robert Candler
Written 7 March 2014
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Bruce and Jennie, both were 10,
Had been playmates all their lives.
One day, Bruce proclaimed,
“Jennie… most good men have wives.”

He professed his love...

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Categories: wedding, angst, boyfriend, child, children,

Premium MemberChristmas Wedding by Richard Lamoureux
She walks down snow covered path to the church
Christmas approaches she'll receive her gift
She reaches for the door made of clear birch

Stomping her feet she...

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Categories: beautiful, dream, wedding,