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My Wedding Day Blunder

On the first floor of a hotel in Cape Cod A larger than average lady got on the elevator She pressed floor number two Immediately I blurted out “Number two???” “You could have walked” Her immediate response was “What??? And lose a pound!” My new wife first cringed then breathed a big sigh of relief Sometimes I blurt out stuff without thinking VERY DANGEROUS!!!

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Date: 7/12/2022 4:04:00 AM
Sometimes we need to bite our tongues. Did you know there is a malady called polycystic ovary syndrome that 10% of the female population has (all races) and it causes obesity? Sometimes we just don't know what we need to know to understand what is happening inside a human body. I enjoyed reading your work admitting to one of your faults (not easy to do). Sara
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/12/2022 4:41:00 AM
My wife suffers from this! She can eat less than 1000 calories a day and suffers from this! To know this fact helps understand why it exists! Thank you Sara Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 7/11/2022 11:10:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack,sometimes it is best not to speak at all. /even though you want to. th\ is what Ii would do. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 7/12/2022 11:57:00 AM
Hello Happy jack, that is my opinion. love Darlene xxxx-oooo. Darlene
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/11/2022 11:38:00 AM
Pretty sure that's the best solution! LOL Good advice! XOX
Date: 7/11/2022 10:51:00 AM
Tom's got this one right, Jack. Always "engage brain" etc. Loved it.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/11/2022 11:07:00 AM
Tom is a very smart fellow! Engage brain before opening mouth LOL
Date: 7/11/2022 7:26:00 AM
Always engage brain before opening your mouth lol. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/11/2022 8:38:00 AM
"Foot in mouth disease" LOL Hope you're having a good one!

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