Water Closet Poems - Poems about Water Closet

Two Waterloos

...
    Napoleon had his Waterloo

      I had mine, in a water closet too...

The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie

...The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie

Like a humane huntress, she
(the anthropomorphized storm)
brought a spate of cool Autumn like
temperatures and gentle soothing rain
here within my ...

Acid reflux very early morning March 3rd, 2024

...Acid reflux ~ very early morning March 3rd, 2024

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting ple...

Caught short

...There was an old woman from Dorset
Who forgot to fasten her corset
When she was in town
Her knickers also came down
 To save her face 
She had to race
To reach a water closet....

Saturday, September 23, 2023

...Saturday, September 23, 2023  

Coincides with first day of fall
and Autumnal equinox for said year,
where colorful splash kindled like tinder.

After I riff flecked about thee August
Autumn E...

Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcola...

Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross Fable

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable

which poetic product best be affixed 
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovere...

Autumnal Equinox 2022

...Autumnal equinox 2022 - 
Thursday, September 22
in Northern Hemisphere 9:03 PM
Eastern Daylight Time

Empyrean découpage citadel
betokens (bespeaks) autumnal arrival
nine oh three post meridia...

Acid Reflux Early Morning August 9th 2022

...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus,
resulting in heartburn, meanwhile
disrupting pleasan...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the size of
Mar A Lago type getup),

sans human waste
(after flushing...

Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-

..."Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for...

Organic Matter -I Gotta Go

...organic matter;
derriere rush,
after I'm done wiping myself off, then gotta flush;
flushing it down into the water closet; 
got to go plunging poo;
ooh! ooh! ooh!
oh oh no shaped...

The Dunny Brush

...THE DUNNY BRUSH
It has been here since modern sewerage was begun
and each water closet usually has at least one.
But to get a participant to use it, can really be a chore.
Most folk will use the ...

Funny Poo-Part 2

...Funny poo dung muck droppings ordure;
Little toddler gotta boo-boo;
biege rustic cow chips;
Oops! Watch it later;
Oh, nan just stepped  in it;
Scuffed up my patent leather;
Funny poo
S...

Autumnal Equinox 2020 Tuesday September 22

...Autumnal equinox 2020 - Tuesday, September 22
(at 9:31 AM Eastern Daylight Time)

Empyrean découpage citadel
betokens (bespeaks) autumnal arrival
nine thirty one ante meridian
chariot of fire e...

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