Water Closet Poems - Poems about Water Closet

...Acid reflux ~ very early morning March 3rd, 2024 Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in heartburn, meanwhile disrupting ple......Read the rest...

...There was an old woman from Dorset Who forgot to fasten her corset When she was in town Her knickers also came down To save her face She had to race To reach a water closet.......Read the rest...

...Saturday, September 23, 2023 Coincides with first day of fall and Autumnal equinox for said year, where colorful splash kindled like tinder. After I riff flecked about thee August Autumn E......Read the rest...

...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...Autumnal equinox 2022 - Thursday, September 22 in Northern Hemisphere 9:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time Empyrean découpage citadel betokens (bespeaks) autumnal arrival nine oh three post meridia......Read the rest...

...Acid reflux ~ early morning August 9th, 2022 Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in heartburn, meanwhile disrupting pleasan......Read the rest...

...Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away... Excusing yourself as if... going to the bidet, an immense water closet (perhaps the size of Mar A Lago type getup), sans human waste (after flushing......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...organic matter; derriere rush, after I'm done wiping myself off, then gotta flush; flushing it down into the water closet; got to go plunging poo; ooh! ooh! ooh! oh oh no shaped......Read the rest...

...THE DUNNY BRUSH It has been here since modern sewerage was begun and each water closet usually has at least one. But to get a participant to use it, can really be a chore. Most folk will use the ......Read the rest...

...Funny poo dung muck droppings ordure; Little toddler gotta boo-boo; biege rustic cow chips; Oops! Watch it later; Oh, nan just stepped in it; Scuffed up my patent leather; Funny poo S......Read the rest...

...Autumnal equinox 2020 - Tuesday, September 22 (at 9:31 AM Eastern Daylight Time) Empyrean découpage citadel betokens (bespeaks) autumnal arrival nine thirty one ante meridian chariot of fire e......Read the rest...

...A double sonnet in which the great detective and his faithful sidekick, Dr. Watson, alternately deduce the cause of Sherlock’s latest malady… Part the first Sherlock could not ded......Read the rest...

...Encapsulation Versus Elaboration... Therefore, I opted to reduce heavy sedation within unsuspecting reader rabbit summarization superseded elaboration, less reason spurring salacious secretion......Read the rest...