Humorous Warning Poems
These Humorous Warning poems are examples of Warning poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Warning Humorous poems written by international poets.
Heather on the hills - BAWDY WARNING
A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather
Loved coitus when dressed in black leather
High up in the hills
She’s getting her thrills
And getting wet in the wild weather
The...
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warning, humorous, lust,
Beach Bummer - BAWDY WARNING
On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
Aunt Bertha's...
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warning, betrayal, holiday, humorous,
Chocks Away - Poop Poem WarningMy turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes
I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...
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Categories:
warning, body, humorous,
You'Re In Trouble - Bawdy WarningMy neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!
One Sunday we’d...
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warning, drink, humorous,
Foul Undercurrent - Poopy Poem WarningAn Olympic swimmer named Pete
Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat
He propelled through the water
Much faster than he aughta
It’s down to the food he...
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Categories:
warning, corruption, humorous, sports,
Wake Up All Nations
Once walked upon this magnificent.great
innocent earth.
Two sexes:men in slacks and women who
wore dresses, and lovely skirts.
These couples married and created large,
families.
Worked hard, their...
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Categories:
warning, america, culture, leadership, war,
A Dire Warning: a Journey's EndA big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.
Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.
I...
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warning, cheer up, funny, humor,
He Nose How To Pick Em - Gross Humour WarningMam told me I must eat my greens
I’m certain I know what she means
I pick lots of snot,
And then eat the lot
It’s tasty and full...
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Categories:
warning, 10th grade, body, humorous,
Here Comes Santa Claus -Bawdy Limerick WarningHere comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING
Poor Santa Claus comes once a year
Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer
She won’t lie on her back...
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warning, christmas, humorous, rude,
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a CollaborationFolk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite...
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Categories:
warning, humorous, senses, wind,
Why Ted Doesn'T Love Lucy - Bawdy WarningTed suffers from 'Looseheel Ball'
It’s driving him clean up the wall
He’s got such an itch
It’s making him twitch
He’s begging the doctor to call
The medic said...
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warning, body, humorous,
Are You Sitting Comfortably - Gross Humour WarningI’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles
He’d tried...
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warning, body, humorous,
What a Load of Bull - Word Play WarningA bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to...
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Categories:
warning, dog, humorous, word play,
What's In a Name - Word Play WarningMy auntie whose name is Selene
Will say things I deem are obscene
She tripped over her cat
and exclaimed 'cooking fat!' -
My toddler had witnessed...
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Categories:
warning, cat, humorous, word play,
He Needs Support - Reposted As Collaboration - Bawdy WarningJock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss...
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warning, humorous,