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Here Comes Santa Claus -Bawdy Limerick Warning

Here comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING Poor Santa Claus comes once a year Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer She won’t lie on her back As he unloads his sack ... They’re swinging from the chandelier! 8,8,6,6,8 Checked with rhymezone I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Poetry Contest sponsored by Andrea Dietrich 12/14/21

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/28/2021 4:20:00 AM

Oh my gosh! You did not! Wait a second. This came from Jan, write? Ha! Of course you did!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/27/2021 4:03:00 AM

Interestingly hilarious. Congratulations!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/26/2021 9:35:00 PM

Hilarious, Jan, congratulations on your win , . Hugs Eve

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/26/2021 1:58:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A cute/funny Limerick~~story/write. Have a blessed day.....................

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/26/2021 1:52:00 PM

Jan, I am so pleased to see your Limerick take a trophy win. Congratulations my friend. Blessings xxoo

Paulette Calasibetta

Date: 12/26/2021 8:21:00 AM

Very humorous! Congratulations on your well deserved win. Blessings, Paulette

Brian Sambourne

Date: 12/25/2021 4:21:00 PM

Absolutely terrific! So clever with a frolicking image of wild living Mr. + Mrs. Claus. Congratulations! Brian

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/25/2021 1:43:00 PM

Back with congratulations on your top placement Jan, Merry Christmas xxoo

Susan Woodrow

Date: 12/24/2021 11:31:00 PM

LOL! awesome number one.. congratulations and Merry Christmas! :)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/24/2021 6:38:00 PM

Congrats, Jan!

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/24/2021 5:39:00 PM

Hahaha! Such naughty fun, Jan! Your witty pen is as bawdy as ever. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:55:00 PM

Thanks so much Susan. i know not everyone appreciates my humour but I di put bawdy when a poem is a little risque and I will never stop trying to rase a smile, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/24/2021 5:18:00 PM

I knew you would place high. Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved. Happy Holidays my friend:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:54:00 PM

Happy Christmas Alexis, thanks for all your supportive comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 12/24/2021 4:26:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Jan. If my pressies arrive late I’m blaming you for giving the jolly fat bloke ideas. Have a great Christmas. Terry.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:54:00 PM

Thanks so much Terry, Santa isnt visiting me this year lol:-) Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 12/24/2021 4:14:00 PM

Whew! Back with a big CONGRATS, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:53:00 PM

Thanks so much Janice Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2021 4:02:00 PM

WOW, Jan, It's YOU!!!! I knew you probably were one of the bawdy ones, but I had quite a few bawdy entries, and this one takes the cake. Absolutely perfect limerick, Jan. Congrats on a well deserved win and Merry Xmas!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:52:00 PM

Thanks SO much for my top spot Andrea, I have come a long long long way since I wrote my first limerick, it was probably for one of Roy's contests back in 2014, it fast became my favourite form:-) sending Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/19/2021 3:31:00 PM

A very clever limerick that will fly right over the youth’s heads but adults will catch your snow drifts. Lol. Excellent my friend and very funny! I loved it! A sure winner! Mele Kalikimaka! Aloha xxoo The captcha is WRY how fitting!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:51:00 PM

Thanks so much Connie, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 12/18/2021 5:04:00 AM

I can always count on a good laugh from you, Jan. And this doesn't disappoint (lol) Best wishes...Merry Christmas to you and yours. Hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:49:00 PM

Thanks so much Charlie, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 12/17/2021 1:19:00 PM

LOL, a definite winner here - & not just for Santa!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:49:00 PM

Thanks so much Jack, Seasons greetings to you and your mum, thanks for the mails, thanks for the smile, more importantly thanks for the friendship xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/17/2021 7:34:00 AM

Oh, man you did not! Yes you did, because you are JAN so you can get by with it! What? I am diving in for another read, just because I think my mind is in the gutter now.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:48:00 PM

Lol Caren, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Debra L Brown

Date: 12/16/2021 6:44:00 PM

Funny, nicely written...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:47:00 PM

Thanks so much Deb , Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/16/2021 10:23:00 AM

Oh so clever my friend, you deserve a double win for this one for sure. Love and hugs, and if we don't chat again, a Happy Christmas to you and your family Jan, and may the New Year bring all your wises to fruition. Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:47:00 PM

Thanks so much Jennifer, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/16/2021 6:03:00 AM

OMG, just LOVE the Double Entendre!! Perfect Jan, surely a winner xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2021 5:46:00 PM

Thanks for all your support Mike, Happy Christmas to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx