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I’m dining with my cousin Giles Who disclosed he’d terrible piles He’s wriggly and twitchy Cos his butt’s so itchy His visage is sad, there’s no smiles He’d tried using soft margarine This process had just made him scream So he did not linger With his index finger But Anusol worked like a dream I said it was my understanding That surgeon ‘s do hemorrhoid banding But if he has it done Sitting down he may shun On this subject I won’t be expanding! Next time I saw my Cousin Giles They’d successfully removed his piles So he can sit down No trace of a frown And Giles is chock full of smiles 10/09/21

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John Watt

Date: 10/17/2021 6:55:00 PM

Jan, you know how to bring the laughs about any subject known to humanity. Such a painful tail (ooops, I mean tale). Great pic too, I don't know how you keep coming up with them! Thanks for the smile, well done, and congrats on your POTD. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2021 1:35:00 PM

Thanks so much John it was fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/14/2021 8:45:00 AM

Love your much needed humor. We must laugh…we all suffer. Congratulations on POTD! Much deserved in the “Piles” of infamy. Stand up…sit down…whatever your comfortable doing ;) Just don’t be an a$$…lol

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2021 1:35:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 10/12/2021 6:24:00 AM

Belated congratulations on POTD Limerick Queen! Fabulous fun penning, hugs! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:26:00 PM

thanks so much Mo:-) this this is one of my better efforts lol:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/11/2021 7:03:00 PM

G'day Jan ... giles could have made a few quid selling his chairs and taking away the temptation of sitting down, but the doctor stuffed that up by banding. Giles is lucky the doctor's eyesight is good or he might have banded something close by - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:25:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/11/2021 5:39:00 PM

What fun these Limericks are Jan, butt not for Giles I guess. Congratulations on poem of the day… Belle:-) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/11/2021 4:30:00 PM

When you have a serious problem like that I guess laughing about it is the only thing that might help. You are a master at rhyming for those Limericks Jan. Congratulations on your POTD. Blessings xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Connie i've learned so so much since i joined soup:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/11/2021 2:17:00 PM

Ha ha, so funny Jan! Congratulations on POTD! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:24:00 PM

Thanks Tania i was thrilled to get POTD:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/11/2021 1:59:00 PM

Congratulations on your POTD win. A creative/fun write. Have a blessed day............

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:24:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 10/11/2021 1:26:00 PM

Haha, no more frowns, Congrats on POTD Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 10/12/2021 1:20:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Rama Balasubramanian

Date: 10/11/2021 12:22:00 PM

Hilarious Situation Jan. Thanks for the laugh. Congratulations on your well deserved Potd. Enjoy the honour and day

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 12:49:00 PM

Thanks Rama:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/11/2021 10:30:00 AM

Poor guy! Congrats on POTD!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 11:55:00 AM

Thanks Caren, we need more humour on soup and in our lives:-) hugs jan xx

Ann Peck

Date: 10/11/2021 10:03:00 AM

They do have banding, and does it ever smart! What a great poem to begin the day!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 11:54:00 AM

lol thanks Ann:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/11/2021 9:44:00 AM

OMG, congrats Jan on the success of Giles piles and your POTD honors! Keep the humor always xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 10:00:00 AM

I know my style is not to everyone's liking but got to try and raise a smile:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/11/2021 9:38:00 AM

Hi Jan, Congratulations on getting the poem of the day. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 10:00:00 AM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 10/11/2021 9:29:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on receiving POEM OF THE DAY with your fun poem ~ love and serenity _Constance

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:59:00 AM

thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/11/2021 9:05:00 AM

Congratulations Jan my friend, you always leave me with a smile, and always read your poems to hubby, his smile is just as big. Yor POTD is well deserved, your bawdy poems make soupers relax and be happy. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:59:00 AM

aww thanks jennifer, i know my humour isn't to everyone's taste - an on line pal said this is one of my best ever lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 10/11/2021 8:47:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan, on your fun POTD! Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:58:00 AM

thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/11/2021 8:46:00 AM

Fantastic! Just came back to say Congratulations! on your P.O.T.D., Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:58:00 AM

Im so thrilled Milton xx :-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/11/2021 7:10:00 AM

Congratulations on your POYD. Hugs.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:57:00 AM

thanks Victor-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/11/2021 6:27:00 AM

Giiles, and I, are 'chock full of smiles' at this witty ditty, Jan! Congrats on POTD! ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:57:00 AM

and me too at getting POTD!!!thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/11/2021 5:53:00 AM

That’s a pile alright, congratulations Jan on potd!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:57:00 AM

thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Anitha Jayasankar

Date: 10/11/2021 5:38:00 AM

Thank God your cousin is fine now and full of smiles dear Jan...Congrats on your POTD honor... Hugs... ~ Ani

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:56:00 AM

thanks Ani ... its pure fiction thankfully lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 10/11/2021 5:24:00 AM

So cute... LOL. Congrats on POTD and God bless you sweet friend. Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:56:00 AM

thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/11/2021 5:16:00 AM

A POTD for Giles and for Jan...smiles!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:56:00 AM

thanks Jenna i will tell you I am chock full of smiles at POTD!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci

Date: 10/11/2021 3:42:00 AM

Good Morning Jan - This is very light and in the spirit of fun. Bless cousin Giles and all is piles (smile). Congratulations on POTD. May this day find you well.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2021 9:55:00 AM

thanks Lisa, its been a tough time with me having a chest infection and mum getting covid but we are both doing well now xx:-) hugs Jan xx