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Heather on the hills - BAWDY WARNING

A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather
Loved coitus when dressed in black leather
High up in the hills
She’s getting her thrills
And getting wet in the wild weather

The farmer, his first name is Jock
Was willing to get out his cock
To have lots of nookie
Whilst her sheepdog, Rookie
Saw little lambs running amok!

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David Smith Date: 6/20/2024 5:09:00 PM Only on the soup Jan. Definitely don't want to come back as a dog as keeping sheep in line while my master plays the field or mucks about in the heather not my cup of tea. Best regards David in NZ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/10/2024 7:46:00 AM thanks so much for dropping by so sorry for my late reply xx

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 6/15/2024 6:51:00 PM LOL Jan. True to form... :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:43:00 AM You know me so well LAF :-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 5/28/2024 7:48:00 AM LOL, so glad this was a winner Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:42:00 AM Thanks Jack:-) hugs jan xx

Jim Healey Date: 5/27/2024 8:17:00 AM Loved this limerick, Jan. I've posted a few on PS myself although none are very bawdy. (I do have a few tucked away elsewhere!) Your poetry is always fun to read. Take care. Jim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:42:00 AM oh do soup mail me the bawdy ones lol. I have a humourous poetry book out and am working on my second which will be called 'toilet humour and risque rhymes lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Miller Date: 5/27/2024 3:51:00 AM Very bawdy, loved it, congratulations Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:41:00 AM Thanks Terry:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/26/2024 3:18:00 PM Yours I think is the most hilarious. When I imagine the little fleeing ewes. Haha. Congrats Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:40:00 AM I've discovered you say coitus with 3 syllables whereas to me it is two - this one is going in the next book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Crystol Woods Date: 5/25/2024 6:59:00 PM Yikes...quite bawdy indeed... adjusts spectacles. Lol! Congrats!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:39:00 AM thanks Crystol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 5/25/2024 1:41:00 PM Jan, congratulations on your top placement with your hilarious limerick set! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/16/2024 3:39:00 AM thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith Date: 5/17/2024 1:16:00 PM I enjoyed reading your creative/fun Limerick write with a great picture. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away.......... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2024 11:30:00 AM thanks so much Paula:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort Date: 5/12/2024 4:37:00 PM Jan, you do these so very well. There must be something about sheepherding for sure. I'm just wondering who Jock was associating with. Hopefully Heather, but you never know. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/12/2024 4:44:00 PM nothing wrong with a bit of bawdiness Duke lol:-) hugs JAN XX

David Kavanagh Date: 5/12/2024 12:25:00 PM A good bawdy Limerick should always push the boundaries Jan, not only did you pull it off, but you nailed this one with all kinds of farm shenanigans, I do believe Tania will enjoy reading this one peeping between her fingers, outrageously funny, cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/12/2024 4:43:00 PM thanks David I am going to add this to the risque rhymes section of the new book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tony Hargreaves Date: 5/11/2024 10:14:00 AM Hi Jan. Another brilliant piece of bawdy verse. You surely are the expert at Limericks. There's one we used to chant that started - There was a young lady from Neath. ..... I forget the rest of the words. Do you know this one? Perhaps, remind me of how it goes.. Tony X Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2024 10:21:00 AM I never wrote limericks until I joined soup in 2013 and entered a contest lol, sorry i dont know that limerick about Neath, i must google it and find out lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 5/11/2024 7:41:00 AM So proud to have know you on poetry soup Jan and to think 6 years ago you were my first comment on this site with, Blonde, absent minded or Fair' also humorous, have also got a book published on Amazon - Teas break poems, but very much an apprentice, we edited it ourselves. You will remain the poop queen for many, may years to come my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2024 10:24:00 AM Aww thanks so much Jennifer, I try to comment as much as I can but time is against me at the moment with exam support work and enjoying life in general and i like many I dont spend much time on the site these days. I just try and make others laugh with the silly poems in my first book and am working on a second - 'Toilet humour and Risqué Rhymes; I think this one will go in risqué rhymes but I'm trying not to post any of my new material on soup, think I've done over 160 new poems so far:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 5/10/2024 2:40:00 AM The Queen has spoken. Long live the Queen. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2024 3:42:00 AM I plan to reign on my poop throne for as long as possible lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Martin Challender Date: 5/10/2024 12:17:00 AM OMG! That has to be a serious contender in the bawdy limerick stakes :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2024 3:41:00 AM Thanks Martin - do check out my book if you like poems like these!:-) hugs jan xx

Valsa George Date: 5/9/2024 9:18:00 PM Ooh ! Lol....Your limericks can chase the blues away! Indeed you are the unrivaled queen of bawdy limericks, dear Jan. More than anything I love the imaginative element in them and your unforced easy rhymes! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2024 3:41:00 AM Oh Valsa thanks so much for your lovely supportive comment, my humorous poems aren't to everyone's taste but my book is selling well and i sold another 4 signed copies locally this week as people are enjoying the book:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/9/2024 8:58:00 AM Can picture the scene…oh my eyes…lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/9/2024 9:14:00 AM avert your eyes Kim lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/9/2024 6:31:00 AM Little Bo Peep, lost her sheep. It was no longer whiter than snow. She found it with Peter. Who would never eat her. He preferred sheep on the go. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/9/2024 9:13:00 AM ooh la la and folk think my rhyme is a little naughty lol:-) hugs jan xx Kim Rodrigues Date: 5/9/2024 8:59:00 AM Wow…lol

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/9/2024 6:26:00 AM You kill me *lol* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/9/2024 9:14:00 AM Have you got my humour book Rik - its available on amazon worldwide. If you have the same sense of humour as Mama bear I think you will love it! hugs Jan xx

David Crandall Date: 5/8/2024 8:44:00 PM The warning attracted my attention. I wasn't disappointed - good job Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/9/2024 9:14:00 AM Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/8/2024 1:09:00 PM i can't believe you got away with this one, jan! good for you! hilarious, as always... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2024 2:27:00 PM I've seen much worse on soup lol! hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/8/2024 12:33:00 PM I agree with Lin, bawdy indeed! hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2024 2:27:00 PM lol:-) Its the first new I've put on soup that is for the next book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 5/8/2024 10:44:00 AM ahemmmm... Bawdy warning, indeed! You plied this to the limit without being censored. You naughty little lady ;-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2024 2:26:00 PM lol Lin I did a warning with it and Tania wanted bawdy lol, will add it to the index of the book poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 5/8/2024 9:42:00 AM Funny, great write! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2024 9:44:00 AM Aww thanks Art, I may actually include this in the risque rhymes section of my next book but I am trying not to post new stuff on here and keep it a surprise for my readers:-) Today I sold 3 more copies at school of A Giggle A Day ... can chase the blues away and awaiting a newspaper article which has been very much delayed as the journalist is now on long term sick:-( hugs Jan xx