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HE NEEDS SUPPORT - REPOSTED AS COLLABORATION - BAWDY WARNING

Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus (No injury was obvious) But Jock bruised his willy And now he feels silly With todger strapped up in a truss WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON Old Jock had injured and bruised his man thing His doc said "Jock, you'll need a tartan sling" He's now looking quite built Bulging under his kilt Lassies swoon when he does the Highland fling. After a week his thing turned black and blue Jock said "hoots mon, what am I ganna do" But he'd left it too late Doc had to amputate And now poor Jock has to sit on the loo. WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM He washed his new jock, it was new So it tightly embraced both its crew But after the race Oh what a disgrace His now aching partners were blue WRITTEN BY JOHN LAWLESS Jock stumbled and he landed face down Injuring the jewel in his crown His bruised pride and joy swelled By awe it was beheld Jock's tackle became talk of the town. The doctor said I know just the thing To give support to your ding-a-ling Doc got Jock's bits strapped up Jock swore and he cussed For doc said it could be longstanding. Jock's dilemma can be seen by all He's going nuts because of the fall He's craving free willy To swing willy-nilly And longs to unstrap his cannon ball. WRITTEN BY BELLE BELLEVUE Now Jock knew about liquid nitrogen But sprayed on far more than he might have done So just when it mattered One tap and it shattered And Jock said Hoots mon, me old fright’ner’s gone He said Doc, I need a new caber My wife has never gone through labour The Doc held his gaze Grabbed three treble A’s And sewed on on a three foot light sabre WRITTEN BY TERRY FLOOD Jock managed to get his willy banged up, He cried loud like a little newborn pup, Stayed in bed a week, It hurt to take a leak, All because he slipped on his sippy cup WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y IF ANYONE WISHES TO ADD POEMS PLEASE SOUPMAIL THEM TO ME

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Date: 7/18/2021 5:46:00 PM
Oh, wow! What a fantastical poem that keeps on going and going!
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Date: 7/18/2021 10:54:00 AM
Great job, Contributors. It's all I can do, Jan, just to catch up on comments. I have not even had time this week to see blogs!!
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Date: 7/18/2021 10:54:00 AM
I really like the play on "support" in the title!!
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Date: 7/17/2021 11:34:00 AM
:))) ... top humor from you all :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2021 10:04:00 AM
Thanks Anne-Lise , hope you are well on the road to recovery xx:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2021 11:28:00 AM
Mahalo for the laughs, one and all! Aloha!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/18/2021 10:03:00 AM
Thanks Rico, always room for more lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2021 9:13:00 AM
Lol! Jan, These Limericks are hilarious! My soup mail still isn't working. Here's what I came up with on short notice. Jock managed to get his willy banged up, He cried loud like a little newborn pup, Stayed in bed a week, It hurt to take a leak, All because he slipped on his sippy cup, If it works with what you already have, feel free to use it:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/17/2021 4:09:00 PM
I'll add it now lol, thanks Alexis!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/17/2021 6:57:00 AM
Jan, oh these are great and what a wonderful idea, I am not very good at limerick but let me ponder Jocks willy problem ~ Constance
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Date: 7/17/2021 5:59:00 AM
Hilarious, all of them, Bawdy Limericks in their original avatar.
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Date: 7/17/2021 12:55:00 AM
Brilliant Jan, you and your band of limerickeers strike again. Humour rocks. Tom
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Date: 7/16/2021 10:32:00 PM
We did get a laugh out of this.
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Date: 7/16/2021 7:24:00 PM
Hilarious! All poets were very funny…willy-nilly!
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Date: 7/16/2021 7:22:00 PM
Fine limericks on the theme. Nice job, guys (and gal).
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Date: 7/16/2021 4:32:00 PM
All good things come to those who wait. Well, we waited, and guess what... :-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/16/2021 4:46:00 PM
So sorry for the delay Terry - it was worth the wait it is hilarious!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/16/2021 4:25:00 PM
Brilliant Jan, super hilarious add ons too… Belle :-) x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/16/2021 4:45:00 PM
Thanks for your patience Belle, it is so so so funny I love the fact folk love adding to poems and make them into collaborations:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/16/2021 3:58:00 PM
Great limericks
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Eve Roper
Date: 7/16/2021 5:57:00 PM
You know I wrote one for Terry flood, but I don’t know where it went to and I can’t remember what I said. I checked my sent mail and it wasn’t there so a computer glitch well honey I don’t know what to say
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/16/2021 4:00:00 PM
I'm adding poems if anyone wants to join in, so feel free to mail me if you have a poem for me xx:-) hugs jan xx