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What a Load of Bull - Word Play Warning

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A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed I asked what a puppy would cost To buy a bull-shiht Would cost quite a bit I told the breeder to get lost! 08/27/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 9/4/2021 8:40:00 AM

ha ha, love your sense of humour

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2021 4:21:00 PM

likewise my friend xx hugs Jan xx

Frances Schiavina

Date: 9/2/2021 7:52:00 AM

Thank you Jane for rays of sunlight smiles spread by pen of your heart so needed now. Humor is always brilliant and you are a master at it.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2021 4:20:00 PM

aww thanks Frances i just try and make folk smile with silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/30/2021 10:17:00 PM

Hello Jan ... very funny indeed. It's like the breeder who crossed a pheasant with a duck. I hear he called it 'Charlie- - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2021 9:28:00 AM

lol thanks David lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ivankaa Gray

Date: 8/30/2021 1:15:00 AM

Super funny...crisp and catchy....enjoyed it!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2021 6:12:00 AM

thanks for dropping by:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/29/2021 12:00:00 PM

LOL! So funny! I hope you check out my limerick: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/flaunting_of_the_flautist_1384315

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2021 6:12:00 AM

will do Kim sorry ive not been around much lately:-( hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/29/2021 7:14:00 AM

OMG, this one is genius Jan! I love your mind!!! Happy Sunday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2021 6:11:00 AM

I worry about it Mike lol:-) wake up with these silly poems in my head lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/29/2021 6:02:00 AM

Jan, this is absolutely brilliant--clever and funny. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2021 6:11:00 AM

Thanks Janice :-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 8/28/2021 2:56:00 PM

I find that shiht-dogs are usually cheaper, Jan. Funny Limerick. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:12:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/28/2021 12:07:00 PM

Jan - I am thrilled that the censors left this one alone! So clever and funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:11:00 AM

I'm glad too Ilene, its just word play after all:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/28/2021 12:02:00 PM

LOL, I would have said the same to the breeder! Enjoyed your Limerick Jan, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:11:00 AM

lol thanks jennifer xx

Richard Colbert

Date: 8/28/2021 10:53:00 AM

I absolutely love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:11:00 AM

thanks Richard not everyone appreciates my humour, just try and make folk smile xx

Emilia James

Date: 8/28/2021 10:23:00 AM

lol this did make me laugh Jan, your skill for word play and your wit are brilliant. Emilia : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:08:00 AM

Thanks Emilia I just tyr and make folk smile xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/28/2021 9:51:00 AM

I bet they won't let that one in the National Dog Show ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:08:00 AM

lol Michelle xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/28/2021 9:48:00 AM

You have great talent, not only for poetry, but for picking the best photos to illustrate your words!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:08:00 AM

You are too kind Rico i just write a lot of poop most of the time - got a great farty one to post lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/28/2021 8:02:00 AM

Great fun Jan..Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 1:07:00 AM

Thanks Delice:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/28/2021 7:59:00 AM

HA ha, a cute one Jan! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:48:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) Hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/28/2021 1:48:00 AM

Ha ha, love the pun and the fun:) thanks for the laughs, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:48:00 AM

Thanks Jo-) Hugs jan xx

Susan Woodrow

Date: 8/27/2021 8:31:00 PM

lol! good one :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:45:00 AM

Thanks Susan:-) Hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 8/27/2021 7:00:00 PM

A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed.....for both twas virginity lost.... one look at the pups..... they said "once is enough"...It's a line we should never have crossed....///just be glad it wasn't a Cocker-Shiht///

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:42:00 AM

ha ha ha great one John x even worse if its a cocker poo they cross with a shi-htzu lol :-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta
Date: 8/28/2021 9:47:00 AM

Clever!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 8/27/2021 6:16:00 PM

Perfect one, as far as I'm concerned. Great imagination; superb read.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:41:00 AM

thanks Milton:-) Hope you had a great holiday xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/27/2021 4:21:00 PM

WoW!Jan, You do limericks and wordplay good. I read it and said it, I got a bit twisted with some of the words. The picture of pups (and content) is adorable.Well done:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2021 12:41:00 AM

Thanks Alexis it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx