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He Nose How To Pick Em - Gross Humour Warning

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Mam told me I must eat my greens I’m certain I know what she means I pick lots of snot, And then eat the lot It’s tasty and full of proteins! Mam’s livid and screams ACT YOUR YEARS Aged fifty, I burst into tears She whacks me round the head Then she sends me to bed And now I’ve got cauliflower ears! For a lovely on line friend who gave me the first line and challenged me to write a poem ... it caused many snickers when he got the final poem 12/23/21

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Marikate Kingston

Date: 1/28/2022 9:49:00 PM

I think I would have an issue with his tissue, :-( Tee hee.. :-)

Jack Horne

Date: 1/6/2022 5:04:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle here

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 12/28/2021 8:53:00 AM

Very funny, needs to be introduced to tissues lol...Delice

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/28/2021 4:17:00 AM

This is terrific! You surpassed the challenge Jan.

John Watt

Date: 12/26/2021 9:09:00 PM

Jan, that's snot what I'd call an attractive pick, er, I mean pic... your lims are lol funny and your title is hilarious - thanks for the grins and giggles, yet again. Well, I gotta boogie. Hugs ~ John

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/24/2021 4:32:00 PM

Lol!! Jan, you rose to the challenge with your singular style; clever, funny, and yes, gross! Such silly yucky fun!! Warmest wishes to you and yours for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/24/2021 1:49:00 PM

Jan - I think you could rise to any challenge AND make it very funny, too! Best wishes for a happy holiday…

David Kavanagh

Date: 12/24/2021 12:07:00 PM

Leave it to you Jan, a wonderful gross out Limerick, now I can’t get that damn kid Billy something, (aka) snots I went to school with out of my mind, from nostrils to his upper lip was always green, cheers David

David Mchattie

Date: 12/24/2021 11:59:00 AM

Funny stuff my friend. Wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday and a Merry Christmas.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/24/2021 10:10:00 AM

Mum nose best?

Lin Lane

Date: 12/24/2021 5:43:00 AM

Ya got the 'gross' part right. ha ha Not my source of protein.

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 12/24/2021 1:32:00 AM

So cute. God bless you with a Merry MErrY Christmas sweet lady. Love, Gina

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/23/2021 11:20:00 PM

You rose up to that challenge very well. A happy festive season to all. Hugs Victor

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/23/2021 7:14:00 PM

(chuckling) You won't mind if I stick to salads, okay? My mama taught me never to eat my snot, but I did. I don't know why. I figured it was from me, so it had to be good. Ugh! I don't know; I really don't.