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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required My turds float like choc’late marshamallows Just lurking about in the shallows I guess that my butt Is truly kaput So doctor suggests bitter aloes I questioned such treatment regime Doc said it may keep my butt clean Aloe on my finger Won’t cause me to linger And floaters will look like whipped cream Doc chuckled and said “Listen here Your floaters are nothing to fear” Poop floats cos you’ve gas Which is passed through your ass No treatment’s required my dear. DISCLAIMER - THIS IS NO REFLECTION ON THE STATE OF MY BOWELS JUST NEEDED A LITTLE LIGHTHEARTED RELIEF AFTER A VERY CHALLENGING WEEK
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