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Foul Undercurrent - Poopy Poem Warning

An Olympic swimmer named Pete
Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat
He propelled through the water
Much faster than he aughta
It’s down to the food he would eat

Before each race he eats sprout curry
Then enters the pool in a hurry
He farts during each length
Stench increases in strength
So other swimmers have to scurry

Pete farted but then ‘follows through’
The swimming pool turned green with pooh
Bubbles of foul gas
Still stream from his ass
Caught cheating the air turns quite blue

Much to cheater Peter’s chagrin
His speedo’s can’t hold the poop in
Pete’s now banned from all pools
For breaking all the rules
Thus proving cheaters cannot win

06/18/23

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2023

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Charles Messina Date: 6/22/2023 3:39:00 AM LOL...cheater's never win. Boy, does that stink. Love it, Jan :) Hugs Charlie xo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/22/2023 3:48:00 AM Hope you will think about entering the poopy contest I have Charlie lol - let the poop hit the fan:-) xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/20/2023 1:19:00 PM oh yuk, so gross, Jan. hahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/20/2023 2:14:00 PM hahaha. hope you will join in the limerick contest - gross humour is fine lol

Eve Roper Date: 6/19/2023 8:23:00 PM oh so funny, I always wondered about when time came to hurry out of the pool to use the toilet. :) I don't swim, I did try I just sink. Great job my friend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/20/2023 8:46:00 AM LOL thanks Eve, I am just finalising the contest detail, hope you will join in the fun!

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 6/19/2023 3:11:00 PM must have been a really bad crunchie lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 3:35:00 PM lol thanks Vie:-) hugs jan xx

Sotto Poet Date: 6/19/2023 2:14:00 PM Jan, you have surpassed yourself with this literary masterpiece! Your limericks are impeccable and absolutely uproarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 2:22:00 PM LOL Sotto thank you for your lovely comment,lietrary masterpiece hmmmm I'm not everyone appreciates my humour. I just try and make folk smile with my sillies. hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/19/2023 7:55:00 AM LOL! I was at an indoor pool when the pool was cleared…by my poor grandson (found out later) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 1:01:00 PM Ekk how horrid Kim! I will be hosting a poop/farty limerick contest soon. I hope you join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 6/19/2023 6:47:00 AM Hahahaha Jan. You always cheer me with your witty writes! Thanks for sharing! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/21/2023 11:52:00 AM write on!!! hugs jan xx Linda Alice Fowler Date: 6/19/2023 3:02:00 PM Well, I learned a long time ago that my opinion isn't the only one in the world. LOL Count me in - thanks! Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 1:00:00 PM My poop poetry isn't to everyone's taste but I do try and make folk smile. I will be hosting a poop/farty limerick contest soon. I hope you join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 6/19/2023 6:40:00 AM Hilarious Jan, maybe if Pete had worn trunks the pool wouldn’t have stunk and the contents would have stuck to his ass… Belle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 12:59:00 PM Thanks Belle. I will be hosting a poop/farty limerick contest soon. I hope you join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

John Read Date: 6/19/2023 6:22:00 AM Thank you Jan for making me laugh,I do enjoy reading a good old limerick and yours is a classic. x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 12:59:00 PM Thanks John. I will be hosting a poop/farty limerick contest soon. I hope you join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Beata Agustin Date: 6/19/2023 3:18:00 AM Thanks for sharing this... We have a special child whom I assist during his "pooping session." He would frowned at me whenever I looked for a mask (that was during the pandemic). Now, such moments are "bonding times" for us since I can hum and sing, "enabling" him to get eased. Oh, I hope to join in your contest. God bless you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 5:35:00 AM Aww Beata that certainly shows a mothers love for sure. I used to help mum as she preffered me to help her than care staff. Such a personal thing to do. Hugs Jan x

Regina Mcintosh Date: 6/19/2023 3:01:00 AM This is too cute... wow. Such imagination and humor... . God bless you with love, Gina Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 5:33:00 AM I can thank my friend Paige who set me the challenge of a swimmer cheating to win by using fart power lol. Hugs Jan x

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/19/2023 2:12:00 AM - I remember a boy at school who pooped in the swimming pool, Jan ...he was bullied for it for the rest of his school days - hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 2:34:00 AM oh gosh how horrid on so many levels Anne - Lise:-( hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 6/18/2023 11:28:00 PM Thanks for the laugh. Hugs. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 2:01:00 AM Thanks for dropping by Victor, I hope you are feeling much better my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 6/18/2023 7:35:00 PM If Pete had been transgender, he would have become a national hero, no doubt! The guy/gal is just not thinking ahead! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 2:00:00 AM lol GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor Date: 6/18/2023 5:12:00 PM Jan I needed a jolt of laughter today and you have accomplish this with your witty and funny Poetry. Thank you for sharing it is what the Dr ordered. lol... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 2:00:00 AM Thanks Michael, its good to giggle, we need more humour in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 6/18/2023 4:53:00 PM jan - you've outdone yourself with this one! perfect limericks that are most hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/19/2023 1:59:00 AM My friend Paige Turner challenged me to write on someone cheating in a swimming race by using fart power lol. You know me for writing poop poetry in fact i will be hosting a contest soon lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 6/18/2023 1:57:00 PM I don’t swim in public pools. Lol. Count me in on entering your gaseous contest, Jan. These are JA originals. Be sure you add them into your upcoming book! Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 6/18/2023 3:07:00 PM Ha! I DO know you, and so do many others when it comes to writing stinky limericks. Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2023 2:57:00 PM This one is deffo for the book. Paige has been inspiring me to write and this one was written when they suggested a theme to me of a swimmer farting and beating the competition lol - you know me Lin I dont need any encouragement to write poop!:-) hugs jan xx

Paige Turner Date: 6/18/2023 1:46:00 PM Hello Jan, I really enjoyed this one. Thanks for suggesting joining the site. x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2023 2:56:00 PM Thanks so much Paige. I am beyond thrilled you took the plunge and joined the site, it took me 3 months to even sign up. I am happy happy happy beyond words for all your support and encouragement:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 6/18/2023 1:40:00 PM Ooh, he is a stinky one! Fouling the pools, Pete has lose his privileges. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2023 2:54:00 PM Thanks so much ML:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh Date: 6/18/2023 1:17:00 PM All out there’s a floater about! Nasty business going on in that swimming pool Jan, excellent series of poopy limerick’s, and a good laugh too, think I’ll stick to swimming in the canal with the dead dogs lol, cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2023 2:54:00 PM lol, you tow crease me up! hugs jan xx Lin Lane Date: 6/18/2023 2:21:00 PM You know me well, David. I am indeed, and joined by some wonderful friends. David Kavanagh Date: 6/18/2023 2:03:00 PM That’s the spirit Lin, but in all honesty I think perhaps you’re on the top of that same page, when told not to do something lol! Lin Lane Date: 6/18/2023 1:54:00 PM You two are beyond hopeless with trying to prevent your poopy thoughts. So, if I can’t beat em…I’ll join em! Don’t anybody tell Jan Allison and David Kavanagh NOT to do something! David Kavanagh Date: 6/18/2023 1:40:00 PM I’m sure I can rise to the challenge Jan, no pun on (floaters) intended, of course telling us not to do something is like a red rag to a bull, write on! Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2023 1:20:00 PM lol David.Nasty business indeed - just a heads up i will be doing a farty poopy limerick contest - so i hope my poem inspires you to enter the contest:-) oh i got chastised for writing a poem about a floating poop - called float on, well I've got to say it only made me write more poop and i will never stop trying to make folk smile lol:-) hugs Jan xx