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MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES I'm in a Terrible Jam

...MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
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At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
     On the ...

POLICE INTERRUPT WEDDING

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Her eyes a sapphire blue,
An awesome sight to view,
Her nose aristocratic,
She was so charismatic,
Her lips a rosy petal pink,
One had to blink,
Or been seen as staring,
Her nature a sheer...

The Smoothie Scam

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A "healthy" shake bought,
Packed with sugar, fruit, and more,
Waistline stays the same.


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AT THE CROSSROAD OF CHANGE

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AT THE CROSSROADS OF CHANGE

On the wings of time, we’ve soared
From the canyons of history to the horizon
That has become ourstory’s beginnings:-

From the clefs of struggle, was heard
A cr...

How to make love to a didgeridoo

...Her shocks poured forth like a midnight oil spill,
body buckling like a sapling in a tornado, cracked like a Grecian museum urn. Moonflower extended limb petals, hips arched, limbs touched the night...

Time Preferences

...A Solar trims the Earth's waistline,
while Polars bare all the segments,
Springing up those northern steppes leans sublime,
the Vernal Equinox presents,
then, on March 20th, it will shine.

The...

Not When I'd Lost a Step or Two

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   Not when I started to show it
     not when I’d lost a step or two
   Not when my memory would lapse
     not when my waistline grew

   Not when others began to snicker
     not when my b...

Christmas Song Parodies

...Let’s Eat Something New This Christmas
(Parody of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)

I can make some spicy tacos
better than the ones down south.
Please though know to eat them slow
or they may bur...

Critterature: The Peculiar Plight of the Poor Pitiable Octopus

...To the ancient Norse he was Kraken
With a mean inclination,
And the Greeks called him Gorgon
With the same reputation.
But as monster of myths
He's been wrongly miscast,
So I'm here to shed new...

My old Church

...I stood in the old church,
At the back, near the entrance,
I haven't set foot in that church over the years,
It could be over thirty years to be exact
And there I was two times in one year,
Coun...

Planking

...Outstretched on all toes and both elbows 
How long will the body remain suspended, only a man's will knows
Blood pressure and stress coming down 
In this ephemeral stillness, better health is foun...

Man's Gift

...It can travel upward and inward or downward and outward 
Once bestowed this gift, man must decide whether to go forward or backward

Whether to go back or forth, many men will never ponder or know...

- Uplifting -

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                  ~ It doesn't matter how many steps you walk
                               - as long as you don't stop ~ quote by poet


                The attention of the steps,
         ...

When is enough enough

...Have you ever had
A bag of potato chips
A glass of smoky wine
Halfway through
Wanting for more?

Have the rest of the bag
Drink the whole bottle
There’s wisdom in saturation
Joy in the overf...

THESE HOLIDAYS

...These holidays, like a whirlwind romance…can’t catch my breath. Hustle and bustle of parties and gifts. Figuring it all out, the list, counting it at least twice. Birthday parties piled up, tissue pa...

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