Short Waistline Poems
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Less than flattering waistline
mocks ever-thinning hairline
Disappearing gray matter
makes head look even fatter
Swiss Cheese
Pretty please
Porous holes
Help with goals
Patty melt
Waistline svelte
Price is low
Way-to-go
He said I'm sexy,
My waistline measures forty.
I think he's hungry.
Entry for Andrea's Itty Bitty Poetry Contest
3/30/2014
** 3rd place Winner**
With a slim fitter on her waist
Peak her ambition for a taste
For a small waistline
In a short amount of time
So, she wrapped herself up with tight lace
There was an ample dame of Knight
who with her waistline had a fight.
Doing daily exercises
reduced her about six sizes.
In wind she’s seen taking flight.
DEPRESSION
way past
downcast
DEVILISH
enjoys
annoys
DIAPER BLOWOUT
changer
danger
DIETING
waistline
decline
DOG FLOAT
poodle
noodle
DR DRE
yo, what's
deez nuts?
I slipped on a teardrop for goodness sake
and when I landed I felt the earth quake,
so while I thought I looked fine
I've gotta trim the waistline...
or else a large tsunami I may make.
Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch
Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline
Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst
A most popular dolly was Sindy
Her outfits were terribly skimpy
Tiny waistline was drastic
With huge boobs made of plastic
She’d get blown over if it were windy!
31st May 2016
Cheese bread's delicious but has tons of calories
Also might require a change in my haberdashery
D'ya hear what I'm saying
Yummy but waistline paying
Probably balloon up, take up the whole gallery
Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Jack Ellison 2015
A crêpe for breakfast has me by the short curlies
They're yummy yum yum, make my tummy do twirlies
Not good for the waistline
No more food till p.m. nine
Tell myself you can do it, please Lord have mercy
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
© Jack Ellison 2015
MY SILLY VALENTINE
love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he going down on one knobby knee
“oh tee hee” says she stuffing greedily
I do not like clowns!
Especially him!
I won’t encourage!
Eating at his place!
Because of Trans fats!
Devin, Hunter,
Continue cries!
Mommy stops there!
Why can’t we too?
Hi again,
McDonalds.
Left-hand turn,
Grandchild’s
Waistline
smiles
He dresses with passion
This leader in fashion
And stands out from all of the rest
But twenty years on
When his waistline has gone
He’ll shudder at how he once dressed
14 February 2022
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
For Contest: Bite sized poem number 36
Looking in the mirror at the face before me, I notice a line or two I didn't notice the day before
I notice a few extra gray strands of hair, a waistline that has slightly increased
Laugh lines around the mouth that are more prominent now
Appearance still younger than years, aging gracefully, still young at heart
This Christmas, hubby’s waistline has expanded quite a bit
So much so that all his clothes simply do not fit
I took him to the tailor, who looked a little prim
I pointed at my man and said I want a suit for him
He looked him up and down and when he spoke his tone was grim
‘Might I suggest a red one, with a nice white furry trim.’
A sordid smile
a crooked frown
invisible bile
a tattered gown
Different color elbows
cavernous armpits
Unflavored saliva and spit
A blistering waistline
curious shoulders
A cratered mind
rocks and boulders
Checklist never-ending
no suitors pending
Resolve never-bending
all offers final ~ depending
Sizzling bacon on grill
Aroma is mouth watering
Forget about that iron will
Think of it without drooling
Smell the wonderful fresh roll
spread with butter what a treat
Waistline may take its toll
But the pleasure you cant beat
Fresh buttered roll, filled with bacon
Brown sauce as well oh yummy
Some people like an egg within
Anticipation is a rumbling tummy
Eat and Enjoy
You ought to thank your stars,
you have the fortune
of having only to pay a fortune
to lose weight,
just so your waistline
and cholesterol and gluttony
you will be able to temporarily
beat.
Somewhere, many more
are not as lucky as you are;
though they don't have
bulging fats to defeat,
they're so ill-starred
as to have the misfortune
of simply having nothing
to eat!