Short Waistline Poems

A "healthy" shake bought,
Packed with sugar, fruit, and more,
Waistline stays the same.


©bfa030325...

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Trousers straight and smart,
Black or grey and sweet,
A bit too tight at the waistline,
And a bit afraid of the feet....

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Less than flattering waistline
    mocks ever-thinning hairline

  Disappearing gray matter
    makes head look even fatter...

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Swiss Cheese
   Pretty please

  Porous holes
   Help with goals 

  Patty melt
   Waistline svelte 

  Price is low
   Way-to-go...

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Fats and sugars and other such
we pack our stomachs with too much;
the result is an expanded waistline
duplicated by a rear not far behind....

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He said I'm sexy,
My waistline measures forty.
I think he's hungry.


Entry for Andrea's Itty Bitty Poetry Contest
3/30/2014

** 3rd place Winner**...

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With a slim fitter on her waist
Peak her ambition for a taste
For a small waistline
In a short amount of time
So, she wrapped herself up with tight lace...

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There was an ample dame of Knight
who with her waistline had a fight.
Doing daily exercises
reduced her about six sizes.
In wind she’s seen taking flight....

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DEPRESSION
way past
downcast

DEVILISH
enjoys
annoys

DIAPER BLOWOUT
changer
danger

DIETING
waistline
decline

DOG FLOAT
poodle
noodle

DR DRE
yo, what's
deez nuts?...

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I slipped on a teardrop for goodness sake
and when I landed I felt the earth quake,
so while I thought I looked fine
I've gotta trim the waistline...
or else a large tsunami I may make....

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Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos...

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A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch...

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Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos...

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A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch...

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Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
  I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline

Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
  Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst...

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A most popular dolly was Sindy
Her outfits were terribly skimpy
Tiny waistline was drastic 
With huge boobs made of plastic
She’d get blown over if it were windy!

31st May 2016...

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Cheese bread's delicious but has tons of calories
Also might require a change in my haberdashery
D'ya hear what I'm saying
Yummy but waistline paying
Probably balloon up, take up the whole gallery...

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Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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A crêpe for breakfast has me by the short curlies
They're yummy yum yum, make my tummy do twirlies
Not good for the waistline
No more food till p.m. nine
Tell myself you can do it, please Lord have mercy...

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A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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MY SILLY VALENTINE

love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant   acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he  going down on one knobby knee
“oh  tee  hee”  says she    stuffing greedily...

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I do not like clowns!
Especially him!
I won’t encourage!
Eating at his place!
Because of Trans fats! 

Devin, Hunter,
Continue cries!
Mommy stops there!
Why can’t we too?

Hi again,
McDonalds.
Left-hand turn,

Grandchild’s
Waistline

smiles...

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He dresses with passion 
This leader in fashion
And stands out from all of the rest
But twenty years on
When his waistline has gone
He’ll shudder at how he once dressed



14 February 2022

Sponsor: Line Gauthier
For Contest: Bite sized poem number 36...

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Looking in the mirror at the face before me, I notice a line or two I didn't notice the day before

I notice a few extra gray strands of hair, a waistline that has slightly increased


Laugh lines around the mouth that are more prominent now
Appearance still younger than years, aging gracefully, still young at heart...

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This Christmas, hubby’s waistline has expanded quite a bit
So much so that all his clothes simply do not fit
I took him to the tailor, who looked a little prim
I pointed at my man and said I want a suit for him
He looked him up and down and when he spoke his tone was grim
‘Might I suggest a red one, with a nice white furry trim.’...

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