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Premium Member My Vacuum Cleaner Likes Cookies

My vacuum cleaner likes cookies
Sometimes it makes sounds like Wookies
It eats crayons too
And a lace from a tennis shoe

It hums along with this suction song
Eating up all in its path
It does a good job cleaning
But it can't do math

It caresses carpets and rugs
It invites in bugs
Cobwebs and corners
There's no hiding from this hoarder

There is nothing too tough
And my vacuum stays buff
By sucking at what it does for a living

So if you get the unction
And you see me just standing around
Plug me into the circuit
If you know how to work it

There are goldfish lying on the floor
Snippets and paper punches galore
Glitter strewn and clumps of play dough
And a foreign object....God only knows

So here's to my vacuum
And all you consume
Going from door to door 
And room to room

We glide across the floor like Rogers and Astaire
We brush everybody's hair
And after you have done your best
I will put you away for another night’s rest

Stuck at 24

My age exists in a vacuum,
A vacuum somewhere deep in my mind,
Where I cannot really access,
Unless I think deeply about it. 
After 24 I think I stopped attaching to it.

I do my best 
I work my hardest 
I budget 
I plan
I can take care of everything me 
I take care of others as much as I can
But I still do it all like play
 
Like it really doesn't mean anything 
Like I am still my parents child whom they are taking care of 
Even though I take care of me

Adulting feels a lot like building castles in the sand
Against very strong currents 
There is the raging sea
The promise of rain and thunder 
And somehow it is already dusk

I try to suspend time at 24
Into this place 
A place where my parents are grown but are still healthy 
A place where my siblings are growing but they are still pure 
And I am still growing
But I am still unadulterated 

24 was that age,
The age that felt safe enough to just be,
Because I was still writing in pencil.

Vampire, Vacuum

O vampire of the vacuum!
Nature. Abhors ye thou?
Witches, get aloft on broom!
Do not ask us how!

Poisonous the atmosphere?
Grease thee up the gear.
Song in my head, what you hear!
Last time got severe!

Torrent of the havoc?
In this chaos whirls fast.
Heaven, Hell, thy hollyhock.
Flowers of the past.

Yttrium, silken silica.
From these sheer skewers make.
Underworld god, ravens caw!
Carrion crow, thy cake!

O woody-layered xylem!
Thy water courier: what?
Pain in my soul, your problem!
Hall warrior, every hut!

Spark of meteor, burn the air!
Shine as you descend!
Dead man's fingernails to pare!
Blossom as you bend!

Wit, blow up flame. Brain, thy game.
Nightmare, need ye name?
Kingdom of God, stake thy claim!
Baited for to blame!

Dun dusk, shimmer. Gossamer, set.
Illusion, set. Get.
Portal iridescent, let.
Gambling on the bet...


The Perfume Bottle

Stark emptiness fills my perfume bottle,
The vacuum in my vacuity,
Negligence swills it beyond the dottle,
To leave my mind bare of acuity.

For many days its void of content speaks,
But its endurance keeps my freshness plump,
Compliments make its vast emptiness squeaks,
Yet it exhales resentment from its pump.

My shirts already miss its friendliness,
Noses beg to sniff its unique sweetness,
Stale air asks to reclaim lost cleanliness,
Its presence ensures far-reaching neatness.

Importance is etched upon your label,
How I so much miss your fresh aroma,
Your sweet tale cannot be told as fable,
The freshness you bring can't end in coma.

Premium Member Vacuum

In forms of crusts and curves and caves and carves and undulates,
The vacuum looks exceedingly charming and gorgeous;
This vacuum, yet, when becomes a throne of naughty fates,
Heart and mind get twisted and turned into strains enormous...!

When vacuums are crowded with cockroaches and lizards,
The environs become disgusting and nauseating;
Vacuum can turn violent when gnawing, like blizzards,
When, owing sorrows and sufferings, life grows frustrating...!

When silliness and meaninglessness fill the vacuum, 
Pessimism, like thorny plants, fills the fields of existence; 
Delight, like chased-out parrots, leaves the heart's loveliest room,
Towards pain and bareness does vacuum show resistance...!

Even richly strong life could be, like chaff, easily blown, 
Wisdom filled vacuum can become a heavenly throne...!!!

Premium Member Void

Don’t go near a vacuum,
Stay clear of empty space,
Don’t look at the dark side,
But watch the full moon’s face.

Don’t fall into a pit,
Or get stuck in a hole,
Avoid incompleteness,
Learn to worship the whole.

Don’t slip into a chasm,
Place your footsteps with care,
And always make sure that
You’re spatially aware.

Nothingness is harmful,
Keep barren thoughts at bay,
Harness your potential,
And you will win the day.

Let your thoughts be whole-some,
Thinking much less like Freud,
But most of all remember to -
Avoid a void ...


Baptizing the Vacuum

What is the substance
of nothingness

With nothingness the substance
of thought

Where is the truth
in indifference

Apathetically frozen
when taught

How then to measure
reluctance

With action the villain
of time

Seeking to baptize
the vacuum

Where consonants hide
—from the rhyme

(Villanova Pennsylvania: February, 2023)

Vacuum the Moon

Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all restless, you know

They say it’s too dingy to give a good howl
And we’re starting to get complaints from the owls
How is it that in the great “vacuum” of space
Someone still left dirty prints on its face?

Vacuum-Packed

To save on space and shipping costs
When packages are stacked,
So many items nowadays
Are sent out vacuum-packed.

My daughter’s teddy bear arrived,
All squished up in a ball.
You’d never guess that it could be
A teddy bear at all.

Yet once we managed (it was tough!)
To help the bear get out
From all his plastic, he puffed up
(Despite my nagging doubt).

The modern world has different ways
To send out what we need.
If we could vacuum-pack ourselves,
The airlines would take heed.

Premium Member A Vacuum Cleaner How Nice

The worst wedding gift I ever received was a vacuum cleaner.
I despise vacuuming and my dog hate the sound of it.
I wanted elegant things – glass goblets, droplet prisms,
lace curtains, not a small round annoyingly loud vacuum
cleaner. Thanks Mom and Dad. Great gift! This was before
you could make a list. You got whatever someone else
wanted to get rid of. They ordered a new one for themselves’
we received their hand-me-down-one.

Premium Member False Vacuum

My microcosmos is really a false vacuum. 
It may eventually collapse. 
I read an article floating in the wind. 
I become an unwritten novel.

I watch the ants carry the breadcrumbs 
 into the dismal soil leading into another world. 
I look outside seeing pockets of pain. 
I yearn to jettison out of my world on a jet. 

A long voyage around the liquid abyss
 where silent screams emanate. 
The light dims outside.
I await deliverance from Epic Error.

All may eventually collapse into scurrilous beliefs 
 created by scoundrels.
Am I greater than the sum of my fragments? 
I'm too exhausted to answer this. 

Persistence is futile in the Kingdom of Pain.

Premium Member The Vacuum of Your World

Beating lonely during the night 
at my own mind’s celebration, 
my heart struggle’s with the victory 
of this plan to let you go.  

For flowing within the river 
of what I’m told is logic’s path 
remain’s life’s bitter truth 
I’m found now empty without you. 

Good was good 
and bad was bad 
as our worlds spun out of control, 
Yet all the while dare it be said 

We lived within the thrill. 

Never before had I known such love 
which bound me so completely 
as I surrendered my heart and soul 
to live within the vacuum of your world

Darrell

Hoover V Vacuum

If all

Life exists in a vacuum

Then Hoover stole a march

On all of us

Before anyone else could

And patented the name

For gain 

Because we equate value in a
brand and a name

Matter's not of the quality of what 
they are selling is 

Absolutely second rate tatt we will
buy it anyway

So long as it makes us believe and
we can tell everyone else just how much
it actually costs

More fool us

Void, the Way of Life

A kindly lady lives in a large house with her brother, both unmarried, both elderly, say, around seventy. I stayed with them for two years— with the two graceful hosts. More than the income from a paying guest, they seemed to care more for some souls in a two-storied sprawling mansion. Soon you become part of that household. But then, you have to leave the town on transfer, and they let you with a heavy heart. On my part too it is difficult to part. You promise to visit them sometime and leave. But ‘soon’ somehow gets stretched to three long years, and when you manage to visit, it is too late. Death, man’s nearest companion, had called on them, and in a span of a few days, you come to know. 
 
With some sense of sin 
You tear away from the scene, 
A void whirls within, 

Draped in memories 
We hang on with heavy heart, 
Void’s the way of life. 
__________________________  
Haibun |07.08.2021|

Premium Member Essence Within the Void

The intrinsic awareness channeled through time
Drives the cognitive basic impulses incessant
Surging the enveloping waves of enlightenment
Through the formless emptiness of perception.

The pulse of time vibrates in the infinite iinner space
Frequency in harmony with the intonation of eternity
Transition from one manifestation phase to another
Modulated by motivating touch of the illumined soul.

The invisible life force abhors vacuum pervasive
Propels the essence of the existent through the void. 

August 10, 2021
For A Brian Strand 1092 Contest

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