Tuck Poems - Poems about Tuck

There once was a monk named Cur Plunk Who frequently strayed from his bunk He claimed he was drunk And stunk like a skunk 'til his hunk of a trunk had shrunk...

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Maureen took her dog to the park Where they were attacked by a lark Maureen said, "Hey, Hark! Why didn't you bark?" But Hark was afraid of the dark!...

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Appearing in pajamas Right before they go to sleep, My grandkids’ faces fill the screen And oh, the joy I’ll reap! While one gives a detailed run-down Of what she has done that day, Her big brother wants me watching On his tablet while at play. Technology allows me Access to their night routines As I track them in their bedrooms On our separate iPhone screens. There’s...

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Up every day well before five if you plan to do more than survive Polish those boots and tuck in that shirt Don't let your C.O. see any dirt Stand in the line-up ramrod straight Don't move a muscle while you wait -- for the signal to take off at a trot whether your...

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Bloody leftist a wrist tuck crat! Fingers of left hand cried freedom, detached themselves and declared mutiny gesticulating thumb thing awful, than furiously haughtily prancing, skittering, zipping,... as self important independent digits indiscriminately deleting one after another email, mine eyes gleaned subject pertaining to boldface all CAPITALIZED notification urging, indicating, beckoning... immediate reply regarding... yours truly... huh me (Matthew Scott Harris) arbitrarily designated lucky random winner of ... some large...

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Avoirdupois The endomorph enjoys our affection as the comic figure of tradition. Friar Tuck, Falstaff, and Old Toby recall rotund revels and ribaldry. Devils are always portrayed as thin. the clown invariably has a double chin. Unlike the hero, who's always victorious, his wind and walk are somewhat laborious. Though he's never very heroic, who honestly ever loved a stoic? Confronted by his conviviality cynics think rather...

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Errant steals, like globular e-mocking, stark Jabs in test, wave's of sustainment globally casting flesh aside, wantoness stops as tubular horns row them all away... Nickled as jells in the jangles, wobbie in a talk in a mangle- flippin' at it's angle', crunch crockie crangle, the bottle on a walk, like a Laker in a stock....

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Have a close look, and what do you see? Those lines on your face: Your history All mapped out and years in the making Your age is a number that needs celebrating Some need help, here and there Others don’t worry, or seem to care At the end of the day, when all’s said and done It’s the price you pay...

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You’re heart is so wide Let love run inside Allow the ruckus The night will tuck us And now--whoa Your castle aglow A light phenomenal A world subliminal We're always surrendering We're always sleepy But baby I need you purring So come jump in my jeepy...

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Here's a story about a Leprechaun But it's not exactly what you think For this one was over seven foot tall Til one day when he started to shrink Now everybody knows about leprechauns And how they hide their pot of gold But you better wait til this story is over So now, listen close, to how it's told Now Tuck was a...

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Old spot sausage,slow braised Casseroled pigeon with thyme & parsley spices A lentil potage Elderflower ice Ginger beer Nice!...

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Will Skin-deep beauty S t r e t c h ..........

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