Toilette Poems - Poems about Toilette

...Trust Santa to go and forget His brand new musk Eau de toilette He snuck round the rear Of Rudolph reindeer Who said, “Better think again, Pet.” 21 December 2022 Contest: A Funny Santa Lim......Read the rest...

...How lovely and warm we feel Beneath the wonderful lilac tree, a spectacular single-stemmed and fragrant. It attracts spring birds in their fine plumes. Listen to their euphonious songs. Melodie......Read the rest...

...Sight, feignedly fixed on chess board; Mind, slinking toward smart phone ---the Sacrosanct Savior that just has to be enshrined in the toilette--- urging new hot tips to hop out and help out. E......Read the rest...

...Stan was feeling somewhat glum,nay even despairing,on Monday morning. Mary had gone to work on her new folding 6 gear bicycle with own basket and an extra basket from Wells-next -the- Sea 1995 [the......Read the rest...

...Spontaneous I feel the tempo of my heart Arising as I leave the bed To journey to my quaint toilette And go downstairs to greet the sun The food is eaten I recall I’m all alone with just my......Read the rest...

...as the credits scroll a bee-line for the toilette runny mascara......Read the rest...

...There was an old lady called Jeanette. Who wiggled in line for a toilette. She said, "I can't wait! I fear it's too late. And my bottoms a bit more than wet." Everyone poop......Read the rest...

...Interview (My Next Lover's) character, heart, hero, how i feel, humor, marriage, money, MY NEXT LOVER’S INTERVIEW © Is it your job to make me happy? Do you like to buy presents to your lo......Read the rest...

...feeling to well known can't hide the hurt travel far and wide to uncover the splint in my heart the day after you broke it i play the morning over in my head remembering what you said not that it......Read the rest...

...Fame feeds in sugar left from the horses race and makes sausages perfectly the same grows in garbages of another planet plastic Venus that never pees in a public toilette dresses like a hooker and sp......Read the rest...