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Musky Old Santa

Trust Santa to go and forget
His brand new musk Eau de toilette
He snuck round the rear
Of Rudolph reindeer 
Who said, “Better think again, Pet.”


21 December 2022
Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Jennifer Proxenos Date: 12/26/2022 8:16:00 AM This is a humorous poem and it rightfully earned you a win in the contest. Hope your Christmas day was happy and merry and may the New Year shower you with blessings. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/26/2022 11:16:00 AM Thanks, Jennifer. Christmas was smashing, hope yours was too. Terry

Terry Miller Date: 12/24/2022 12:00:00 AM Not tonight dear, very funny and a limerick with excellent rhythm, congratulations Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2022 11:30:00 AM Thanks, Terry. Of course, nowadays they say that if Rudolph had antlers at Christmas he must have been female. So Santa shall remain musk-less. Terry

Eve Roper Date: 12/23/2022 7:29:00 PM Congratulations on your win, Terry. Many blessings and I wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2022 11:31:00 AM Thankyou, Eve and all the very best to you too. Terry

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 12/23/2022 5:49:00 PM Clever Terry. Old Santa can't be without his cologne! Congratulations on your win! :) Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2022 11:27:00 AM Thanks, Linda. I reckon Rudolph would have happily sprayed Santa with some scent. He only had to ask. Terry

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/23/2022 4:09:00 PM Terry, a creative one, congratulations on your winning placement! Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/23/2022 3:54:00 PM Congratulations on your win. A fun write. Blessings................ Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/22/2022 7:05:00 PM Somehow, Rudolph is soooooooo attractive. I imagine that his pick-up lines in bars are something else. ~ Rein in that deer! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2022 11:25:00 AM Not so attractive from the sleigh’s driving position, I’d venture. Terry

Deb M Date: 12/21/2022 11:48:00 PM Very cute Terry! You make me smile with your humour! Debx Login to Reply Deb M Date: 12/22/2022 10:15:00 PM No i interpreted it innocently…I am not corrupt like some!! Haha…..Innocent Debx Terry Flood Date: 12/22/2022 11:13:00 AM Following my comment to Tom, I wonder how you interpreted this, Deb. Terry

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2022 11:42:00 PM As the saying goes, Don't knock it till you've tried it, think I'll pass lol Good luck in the contest. Tom Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/22/2022 11:12:00 AM You know, Tom. I’ve realised that this little tale could easily be misinterpreted. In my mind Santa is intending to harvest some musk… I’ve got a feeling that people with a foul disgusting mind may see things differently. I think I’m about to earn an N/A. Ha ha. Terry