Toaster Poems - Poems about Toaster

The toasters on the blink. I don't care, I'm leaving you. I know you like your toast in the morning, but that's a bit extreme. I've met someone new. You never mentioned that last night when you were screaming, more, more. That was goodbye sex. I think I'll get a brown toaster. You would put a brown toaster against a red background. Hardly...

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We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES! I prefer to craft a poem for no rhyme nor reason expressing heartfelt pleasure to our highly refined palate versus presenting tasty, yummy and zesty nutritious snacks exuberant feedback courtesy Tik Tok. Aside from harkening from Semitic stock me and the missus relish those (Katz) gluten free pastries they give us the oomph to rock and similar...

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1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4 You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more Soon the 8th crumpet is also onboard Apparently the 9th crumpet didn't appear although the truth about that is a little unclear, By the 10th crumpet you realise that you've got a...

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Oh, my beloved toaster, How you start my day with delight. Your warm embrace, a comforting boast, A breakfast staple in every right. With your sleek design and metallic sheen, You toast my bread to perfection. Golden brown, a sight to be seen, A joyous moment, a breakfast confection. Through thick and thin, you never fail, A trusty appliance, always by my side. A constant...

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you don't butt er up before putting a slice of bread in the slot you do that after the some thing pops up...

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albino bread catches tanning rays gentle warmth embraces hot hotter besieging heat smoke pollutes kitchen air vitality incinerated no bread only char...

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A toaster can be shocking and it just might take your life. You might someday poke yourself with spoon or fork or knife. Tripping on a stairway, could also end your days, to count the chance to leave this world, there are so many ways. But worry not the little things or what your mind pretends; the first thing on your mind all day, should not...

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One should never put socks in the toaster The smoke will billow out and be quite a choker And the smell... ouweee Stinky poo... you'll see Save yourself, run outside and suck in fresh air-ster...

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Ever since my early days of youth I've been questioning All the hidden secrets of life And exactly what it means So imagine my excitement When I climbed the mountain top And asked the man of wisdom Just what it is he thought Where he said... Life is like a toaster With people dropping in and popping out Some may stay in the heat of life...

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Mike and Victoria decided to get married They lived together for seven years - too long they had dallied They jetted off to Mexico to get wed Lets have a party in the UK they said We won’t make a wedding list we don’t like greed We’ve been living together and have all the things we need The best man thought...

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Today is Edgar’s birthday And the third year in a row That the famous caped “Poe Toaster” Has decided not to show. From 1949 for sure, And maybe years preceding, The Toaster visited Poe’s grave, And not to do some weeding. With wide-brimmed hat and scarf and cape To keep his ID hidden, He’d sneak right up to Edgar’s tomb, A visit most forbidden. He used a...

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Toaster Bed I’d like to buy a toaster bed, of the boldest red. Happily, it would heat me up toasty hot and butter my backside, before projecting me out of the bed and into the shower, at a designated hour each morning. Where shall I place my order? Bloomingdale’s Or Neiman’s?...

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