Toaster Bed
Toaster Bed
I’d like to buy a toaster bed,
of the boldest red.
Happily,
it would heat me up toasty hot
and butter my backside,
before projecting me out
of the bed and into the shower,
at a designated hour
each morning.
Where shall I place my order?
Bloomingdale’s
Or Neiman’s?
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