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Premium Member To Date Or To Mate, That Is the Question
Carrie and her gals, swell, suave and witty, For Big or Small don’t have any pity. A perfect mate Or a hot date? Unresolved take on Sex and the City! Sex And The City April 1, 2022...

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Categories: to date, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chevy and Ford Try To Date
Silverado truck and F-one fifty Ford Went on a date but both got extremely bored Chevy made a wheelie and Ford promptly booked Date didn’t last as long as the dinner we cooked....

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Categories: to date, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse



I Want To Date Rebecca, How Shall I Ask Thee
Princess Rebecca, Princess Rebecca, Will she ever date me No need to speak French fluently; just say Oui, Oui I fear thy will say No, No; please do not make me beg and plea I Want To Date Rebecca, How Shall I Ask Thee Our date is nothing too fancy; just simple and very merry I shall read her romantic...

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Categories: to date, beauty, desire, love, motivation,
Form: Rhyme
Bringing Myself Up To Date With Myself
Sorry other poets. You just became my sounding board. There are many things that are becoming quite interesting. This subpoena thing is one of them. If Trump receives one from a Federal Court, he is required to attend. If you plead the fifth you are in effect saying you are guilty. There are so many doubts...

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Categories: to date, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Irma - a Review To Date
Irma – A Review to Date By Franklin Price 9/9/2017 She started off of Africa The place where she would form The waters there compatible For the Atlantic, more than warm She would travel westward Getting stronger as she went God knew all about her From the devil she was sent chorus Th ocean fed the hurricane Irma became her name Winds went to 185 She no longer was...

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Categories: to date, fear, rain, weather, wind,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Men You Definitely Wouldn'T Want To Date Part 3
I once dated a weatherman At first he had a sunny outlook… He had our future all mapped out But he suffered periods of deep depression so our relationship got rained off I once dated an optician He said he could see our future was together But soon I stopped wearing rose tinted glasses ... He was always smashed and making a...

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Categories: to date, humorous, jobs, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Men You Definitely Wouldn'T Want To Date - Part 2
I once dated a chef … I was worried about getting a bun in the oven But when I saw him mincing across the kitchen I knew I wouldn’t be getting my fingers burned! I once dated a fireman… Oh he was HOT HOT HOT But when he got out his tiny hose It soon put out the flames of my desire I...

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Categories: to date, boyfriend, humorous, jobs, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Men You Definitely Wouldn'T Want To Date - Part 1
I once dated a pilot … We both had our head in the clouds Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - I guess it never really got off the ground! I once dated a glazier… He thought I would be putty in his hands But I could see right through him… He was constantly smashed I once dated an undertaker… He...

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Categories: to date, boyfriend, funny love, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Up To Date Version of An Old Nursery Rhyme Lol
Sings a song of sixpence A pocket full of rye 4 and 20 blackbirds were baked in a pie The king was in the counting house counting out his money The queen was in the pantry eating bread and honey The maid was in the garden pegging out the clothes Along came a blackbird and pecked off her nose Is...

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Categories: to date, baby, remember,
Form: Rhyme
Do Not Try To Date a Writer
Do not try to date a poet. She will know that you have read her poetry, That you know her sadness runs wide And shallow She has spread it like oil Spilling across a street You can see the light reflecting in it Like rainbows She will hate you for finding it beautiful Do not try to kiss her She will fall in love...

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Categories: to date, angst, boyfriend, depression, hate,
Form: Free verse
Song To Bring Children Up To Date On the Iran Situation
song to bring children up to date on “the Iran situation” (to be sung to the tune of “B-I-N-G-O”) there’s a country that’s gonna end the world & Israel is its name-o I-S-R-A-E-L I-S-R-A-E-L I-S-R-A-E-L & Israel is its name-o. there’s a greedy empire that’s gonna help it out & the US is its name-o U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S & the United States...

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Categories: to date, life,
Form: Free verse
Stay Up To Date
don't go back kept mind in track know the fact mind not over rack don't complate or debate STAY UP TO DATE...

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Categories: to date, adventure, art,
Form: Light Verse
Perfection Is Known Up To Up To Date
perfection is known up to up to date...

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Categories: to date, introspection, visionary, work,
Form: Monoku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things