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Funny Tea Poems

These Funny Tea poems are examples of Tea poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tea Funny poems written by international poets.

The Etiquette of Prehensile Tails

If medicine gives us a tail,
The proper should not let it flail.
It should be coiled tight,
Though tea-holding's right,
Or holding the rudder to sail....

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Categories: tea, change, culture, fantasy, funny,

TimeSteep Tea Leaves

TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.

Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows...

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Categories: tea, funny, humor, humorous, parody,

Storm in a Tea Cup

Tiny tremors trigger tumultuous tantrums inside,
Like a whispered secret, that refuses to subside,
Trivial troubles trip, tender ties that once did bind,
Leaving love's landscape littered, with...

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Categories: tea, anger, anxiety, conflict, emotions,

Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted Scene

Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl...

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Categories: tea, fun, humorous, science fiction,

Tea With A Handshake

Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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Categories: tea, art, conflict, crazy, dark,

Tea for two

Two giraffes decided to see
what the English have for their tea.
They stuck in their necks,
and each of them checks,
then ruled it was too bourgeoisie....

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Categories: tea, funny,

Those Giraffes

Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....

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Categories: tea, animal, cute, funny, silly,

Tea Time


Although not invited, they came
The wide-open window was game!
Their long necks reached in
Gave licking a spin!
Giraffes enjoyed tea just the same!
...

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Categories: tea, cute, funny,

Serling and Roddenberry for Tea: IMPORTANT Epilogue Update

"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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Categories: tea, allusion, analogy, appreciation, celebrity,

Healthful and Delicious Tea

I never used to drink sweet tea,
and neither did I drink coffee.
The one drink that my mother made
was the 60’s stand-by, sugar water called Kool-aid.
I...

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Categories: tea, drink,

A Tea Story

Finally! I ordered my favorite tea!
To the ocean of flavors,
To the flavorful seas,
Gonna use the same bag twice!
So precious!
Do you know what?
I am feeling a...

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Categories: tea, humorous,

Tea With Crackers

Honor me with your company at tea
Outdoors where the air is always free
A table awaits us on the railroad tracks
Have a seat facing me my...

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Categories: tea, dark, drink, food, perspective,

Having Tortoise Family To Tea

We invited the new family to Sunday tea.
Who knew they would all tortoises be?
We pretended it was normal, Gram and me.
They did not reach for...

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Categories: tea, humorous,

Tea For Two

Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a...

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Categories: tea, humor,

Retirement In View

retirement close, Arthur sadly wonders, 
                    ...

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Categories: tea, life, wife,