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Tea For Two

Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a key 
Said that'll teach them not to invite me...

Written 8th June 2022. 

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Marikate Kingston Date: 8/24/2024 3:54:00 PM Into Trump's tea flew a large bumble bee. It stung his toungue, now no more lies, until this mean old bumble bee flies. Your poem was clever and made me smile Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 8/28/2024 3:59:00 AM Thank you very much Marikate, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Love your comment. Tom

Panagiota Romios Date: 1/14/2023 6:06:00 PM Good one, Trump haters here must cheer as Biden sells out to China. And his adorable son. The USA headed for hell. Don’t worry, the other GOP here are in hiding.))). I am like a skunk here. ROFLMAO. That’s Ok… Panagiota Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/15/2023 12:07:00 AM Thank you very much Pangie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Hope those storms have subsided now. Tom

Eve Roper Date: 6/22/2022 12:01:00 PM Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Tom, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/22/2022 12:11:00 PM Thank you very much for your congrats Eve, im happy you enjoyed it. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Paul Callus Date: 6/21/2022 2:58:00 AM In politics not even tea comes for free! Congratulations on your win, Tom. Regards // paul Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/21/2022 6:57:00 AM Thank you very much Paul, im happy you enjoyed it. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Terry Flood Date: 6/20/2022 3:00:00 AM So Trump had the hump while his mates took a dump…. The silly old chump! Congrats, Tom. Terry Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/20/2022 3:11:00 AM Lol, good one Terry, hope you are keeping well. Tom

Paula Goldsmith Date: 6/19/2022 1:38:00 PM Back with "Congratulations" on your win. Have a blessed day writing away.................. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/19/2022 2:20:00 PM Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Paula, hope you've had a lovely weekend. Tom

Jo Chamberlain Date: 6/19/2022 12:40:00 PM I'm glad I didn't get an invite to this tea party, I'd be mainly hiding under the table. :-) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/19/2022 2:19:00 PM Lol me too Joanna, hope you've had a lovely weekend. Tom

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/19/2022 7:01:00 AM Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and clever limerick! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/19/2022 8:57:00 AM Thank you very much Tania, three prominent men who you wouldn't dream of inviting for tea lol. Thank you too for hosting the contest. Tom

Bill Baker Date: 6/18/2022 6:06:00 AM Made me smile, so a good Limerick, Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/18/2022 6:08:00 AM Thank you Bill, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 6/11/2022 5:25:00 AM Absolutely funny, my friend Tom, You forgot the new kid on the block: Erdogan! He follows closely the footsteps of Putin , threatening Greece with invading our islands and making them Turkey's territory! The world is going crazy. Those people are ready to destroy humanity just for their ego! God save humanity from these inhumane leaders! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/11/2022 5:39:00 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, sadly what you're saying is so true, it amazes me how these crackpots get to such high powered positions. Tom

Victor Buhagiar Date: 6/10/2022 2:22:00 AM Now isn't that funny. Pity they will never learn. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/10/2022 2:47:00 AM Thank you Victor, amazes me how these idiots get to where they are on the world stage. Tom

Michael Tor Date: 6/9/2022 2:23:00 PM Kim Jong Un and Putin went in to Pee, Little did they know Trump had the key! He locked both of them in, with a Chesire grin. At that moment Trump had to dump, and you wouldnt believe, what came out his Rump! Putin and Un started to laugh, Trump then passed GAS! Enjoy your day Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 3:36:00 PM Lol love your comment Michael, hope you are keeping well. Tom

Susan Woodrow Date: 6/9/2022 1:46:00 PM haha! fun read :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 3:36:00 PM Thank you very much Susan, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Paula Goldsmith Date: 6/9/2022 1:30:00 PM Guess you put many smiles on many faces. A fun write. Good luck in the contest. Have a blessed day................ Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 3:35:00 PM Thank you very much Paula, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Sotto Poet Date: 6/9/2022 11:53:00 AM This made me chuckle out loud, Tom.  I must say that Trump exhibits a lot of "juvenile" behavior. I hope you have success in the contest.  I'm on a cruise to Alaska, there's a possibility that my Connection could be spotty. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:07:00 PM Thank you very much Lasaad, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. I hope you have a brilliant time on your cruise. Tom

Rico Leffanta Date: 6/9/2022 10:40:00 AM Trump is so focused on revenge he can't see anything else, even the brilliance of your humour, Tom! Aloha! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 10:45:00 AM Lol thanks Rico, wonder if he'll try and rise like the phoenix. Tom

Robert Gorelick Date: 6/9/2022 8:43:00 AM It sounds like Trump doesn't belong in the Oval Office-He belongs in the principal's office! 101. Lol, Robert Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 10:25:00 AM Lol thanks Robert, I couldn't agree more. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/9/2022 3:09:00 AM - With a smile on my face ... good luck in the contest, Tom - Hope everything is well :) - hugs //Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 4:26:00 AM Thank you very much Anne, all good here, lovely to see you back. Hope you too are well. Tom

Valsa George Date: 6/8/2022 8:31:00 PM This made me smile..... Trump is rather 'childish' I must say. Good one, Tom Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:21:00 AM Thank you Valsa, he'd soon be on twitter telling everyone how he had the last laugh. Tom

Swetha Vangaveti Date: 6/8/2022 8:07:00 PM No wonder I enjoyed your Limerick for the hundredth time again now! It's not an exaggeration! Loved it. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:20:00 AM Thank you very much Swetha, I'm pleased you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 6/8/2022 5:20:00 PM Hello Tom, I just read your poem. It made me laugh. Thank you for the chuckle. Enjoy your evening my friend. Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 6/9/2022 6:18:00 AM Hello Tom, thank you I am well. . I hope you are to. Enjoy your day my friend. Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:20:00 AM Thank you Darlene, I'm pleased you got a laugh out of it. Hope you're well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/8/2022 4:41:00 PM cute one! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:19:00 AM Thank you very much Andrea. Tom

Deb M Date: 6/8/2022 4:23:00 PM Hey Tom….fun Limerick. Debx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:19:00 AM Thank you very much Deb, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Ann Foster Date: 6/8/2022 3:52:00 PM Haha.. silly, I enjoy silly... too fun... Ann Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:18:00 AM Thank you Ann, nothing beats a bit of humour to see us through the gloom. Tom

L Milton Hankins Date: 6/8/2022 3:01:00 PM (chuckling) Good one, Tom. The unholy trinity with two locked in a smelly latrine! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/9/2022 12:18:00 AM Lol, thanks Milton, hardly the three musketeers. Tom

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