Tom Cunningham Poet Limerick

Tea For Two

Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a key 
Said that'll teach them not to invite me...

Written 8th June 2022. 

A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 

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Marikate Kingston August 24, 2024 at 3:54 PM Into Trump's tea flew a large bumble bee. It stung his toungue, now no more lies, until this mean old bumble bee flies. Your poem was clever and made me smile Tom Cunningham August 28, 2024 at 3:59 AM Thank you very much Marikate, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Love your comment. Tom

Panagiota Romios January 14, 2023 at 6:06 PM Good one, Trump haters here must cheer as Biden sells out to China. And his adorable son. The USA headed for hell. Don’t worry, the other GOP here are in hiding.))). I am like a skunk here. ROFLMAO. That’s Ok… Panagiota Tom Cunningham January 15, 2023 at 12:07 AM Thank you very much Pangie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Hope those storms have subsided now. Tom

Eve Roper June 22, 2022 at 12:01 PM Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Tom, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless Tom Cunningham June 22, 2022 at 12:11 PM Thank you very much for your congrats Eve, im happy you enjoyed it. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Paul Callus June 21, 2022 at 2:58 AM In politics not even tea comes for free! Congratulations on your win, Tom. Regards // paul Tom Cunningham June 21, 2022 at 6:57 AM Thank you very much Paul, im happy you enjoyed it. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Terry Flood June 20, 2022 at 3:00 AM So Trump had the hump while his mates took a dump…. The silly old chump! Congrats, Tom. Terry Tom Cunningham June 20, 2022 at 3:11 AM Lol, good one Terry, hope you are keeping well. Tom

Paula Goldsmith June 19, 2022 at 1:38 PM Back with "Congratulations" on your win. Have a blessed day writing away.................. Tom Cunningham June 19, 2022 at 2:20 PM Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Paula, hope you've had a lovely weekend. Tom

Jo Chamberlain June 19, 2022 at 12:40 PM I'm glad I didn't get an invite to this tea party, I'd be mainly hiding under the table. :-) Tom Cunningham June 19, 2022 at 2:19 PM Lol me too Joanna, hope you've had a lovely weekend. Tom

Tania Kitchin June 19, 2022 at 7:01 AM Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and clever limerick! Tom Cunningham June 19, 2022 at 8:57 AM Thank you very much Tania, three prominent men who you wouldn't dream of inviting for tea lol. Thank you too for hosting the contest. Tom

Bill Baker June 18, 2022 at 6:06 AM Made me smile, so a good Limerick, Tom. Tom Cunningham June 18, 2022 at 6:08 AM Thank you Bill, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis June 11, 2022 at 5:25 AM Absolutely funny, my friend Tom, You forgot the new kid on the block: Erdogan! He follows closely the footsteps of Putin , threatening Greece with invading our islands and making them Turkey's territory! The world is going crazy. Those people are ready to destroy humanity just for their ego! God save humanity from these inhumane leaders! Tom Cunningham June 11, 2022 at 5:39 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, sadly what you're saying is so true, it amazes me how these crackpots get to such high powered positions. Tom

Victor Buhagiar June 10, 2022 at 2:22 AM Now isn't that funny. Pity they will never learn. Tom Cunningham June 10, 2022 at 2:47 AM Thank you Victor, amazes me how these idiots get to where they are on the world stage. Tom

Michael Tor June 9, 2022 at 2:23 PM Kim Jong Un and Putin went in to Pee, Little did they know Trump had the key! He locked both of them in, with a Chesire grin. At that moment Trump had to dump, and you wouldnt believe, what came out his Rump! Putin and Un started to laugh, Trump then passed GAS! Enjoy your day Tom. Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 3:36 PM Lol love your comment Michael, hope you are keeping well. Tom

Susan Woodrow June 9, 2022 at 1:46 PM haha! fun read :) Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 3:36 PM Thank you very much Susan, im happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Paula Goldsmith June 9, 2022 at 1:30 PM Guess you put many smiles on many faces. A fun write. Good luck in the contest. Have a blessed day................ Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 3:35 PM Thank you very much Paula, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Sotto Poet June 9, 2022 at 11:53 AM This made me chuckle out loud, Tom.  I must say that Trump exhibits a lot of "juvenile" behavior. I hope you have success in the contest.  I'm on a cruise to Alaska, there's a possibility that my Connection could be spotty. Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:07 PM Thank you very much Lasaad, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. I hope you have a brilliant time on your cruise. Tom

Rico Leffanta June 9, 2022 at 10:40 AM Trump is so focused on revenge he can't see anything else, even the brilliance of your humour, Tom! Aloha! Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 10:45 AM Lol thanks Rico, wonder if he'll try and rise like the phoenix. Tom

Robert Gorelick June 9, 2022 at 8:43 AM It sounds like Trump doesn't belong in the Oval Office-He belongs in the principal's office! 101. Lol, Robert Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 10:25 AM Lol thanks Robert, I couldn't agree more. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen June 9, 2022 at 3:09 AM - With a smile on my face ... good luck in the contest, Tom - Hope everything is well :) - hugs //Anne-Lise :) Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 4:26 AM Thank you very much Anne, all good here, lovely to see you back. Hope you too are well. Tom

I Am Anaya June 8, 2022 at 8:43 PM A jubilee for two in the head, how pissy, Donald's locked out...very funny Tom, a win! Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:22 AM Thank you very much Anaya, Im glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Valsa George June 8, 2022 at 8:31 PM This made me smile..... Trump is rather 'childish' I must say. Good one, Tom Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:21 AM Thank you Valsa, he'd soon be on twitter telling everyone how he had the last laugh. Tom

Swetha Vangaveti June 8, 2022 at 8:07 PM No wonder I enjoyed your Limerick for the hundredth time again now! It's not an exaggeration! Loved it. Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:20 AM Thank you very much Swetha, I'm pleased you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Darlene De Beaulieu June 8, 2022 at 5:20 PM Hello Tom, I just read your poem. It made me laugh. Thank you for the chuckle. Enjoy your evening my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu June 9, 2022 at 6:18 AM Hello Tom, thank you I am well. . I hope you are to. Enjoy your day my friend. Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:20 AM Thank you Darlene, I'm pleased you got a laugh out of it. Hope you're well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich June 8, 2022 at 4:41 PM cute one! Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:19 AM Thank you very much Andrea. Tom

Deb M June 8, 2022 at 4:23 PM Hey Tom….fun Limerick. Debx Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:19 AM Thank you very much Deb, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Ann Foster June 8, 2022 at 3:52 PM Haha.. silly, I enjoy silly... too fun... Ann Tom Cunningham June 9, 2022 at 12:18 AM Thank you Ann, nothing beats a bit of humour to see us through the gloom. Tom

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