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Stuffing Poems - Poems about Stuffing


Davy Crockett - 1786-1836

According to the ballad,
Davy Crockett, born in Tennessee
(part of North Carolina at the time),
kilt him a b'ar when he was only three
(altho' only a song,
always had my doubts about cruelty to animals
from one so young).
Playing with it night and day, young Davy
should have taken more care
(had a hunting reputation),
he pulled the arms and legs off
his
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Categories: stuffing, animal, celebrity, death, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberStuffing

So, preparing stuffing: 
Stir the crumbs, broth, onion,
Sage and the seasonings,
Simmering the mixture.
Summer savory is 
Special to Newfoundland.
Stuff the bird, bake, enjoy.
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Categories: stuffing, christmas, food,
Form: Pleiades



Stuffing Darkness

She moved carefully into the light bulbs
Didn’t want to stumble into the gloom
The shamans looked on speculatively 
Unable to raise in the silence
Another dark and brilliant spot
Strange in the rolling velvety space
Played at the far end of the odd feeling
She went deeper into nothing but an unlocked someplace else ahead after either
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Categories: stuffing, angst, confusion, dark, dream,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberStuffing Santa

Santa eats burger.com

                                A McD’s opened at the North Pole Sights
             
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Categories: stuffing, christmas, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberCrawfish Cornbread Stuffing

It all starts with the cornbread
buttermilk, of course
seared in an iron skillet
crunchy outer crust
southern tradition
slap-your-mom
good!

Crawfish, Andouille sausage,
crumbled up cornbread,
onions, celery, apples,
cranberries, pecans,
cinnamon and sage,
moistened and
baked!
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Categories: stuffing, appreciation, food, thanksgiving,
Form: Epulaeryu



Premium MemberNothing Stuffing

At one time in my life,
I knew almost everything.
Though I was much younger then,
and quite full of stuffing.
Now as I view life,
Through a wiser man's eyes,
I've had time to realize,
that I know merely nothing.
And life is clearly finer,
with some fluffy stuffing.
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Categories: stuffing, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Knocking the Stuffing Out of Resilience

Spare a thought for the plight of resilience,
As most walk past in silence,
Pretending not to notice,
As others dampen all resistance,
To those who call time on a life of resilience,
In favour of one of drug dependence,
With good behaviour earning no remittance,
And no change in evidence,
As long as those without resilience,
Remain in residence,
Doing no due diligence,
To see
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Categories: stuffing, abuse, anxiety, baptism, bereavement,
Form: Burlesque

Stuffing Olive's

plump lips
licking the slit
out spitting the pit
out but her name
isn't 
olive
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Categories: stuffing, muse,
Form: I do not know?

My Turkey - Called Stuffing

My Turkey - Called Stuffing

Where is the Christmas Story

Without the glory of old Stuffing

As she never had a clue, it was only me and maybe you

Sorry Stuffing I really mean it

But you are a Turkey and Christmas is coming

So I will make sure that you

No longer have to queue

For the sage and onion to

And we
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Categories: stuffing, appreciation, celebration, christmas, innocence,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberStuffing In the Corner

In the corner dark and glum, 
Extant off-casts lie plonked there, 
To fill in the space
Knick-knacks, old wedding presents, 
ornaments and filler-inners
Round and globular, bits and pieces, 
Hide the harsh mangles and tangles
When walls at right angles collide
Vases on pedestals, lamps on tables with draws,
Triangular book shelve
Tiny, tall thin cupboards
All lurking and softening the dead,
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Categories: stuffing, home,
Form: Free verse

Stove Top Stuffing

Puffy words never made the bird bigger
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Categories: stuffing, allusion, funny, humor, integrity,
Form: Grook

Stuffing

If you’re bored or nervous
Do what most of us embrace.
Head out to the kitchen
And proceed to stuff your face.

Popcorn, pretzels, nachos - 
Even chocolate has its place –
Fill a bowl or grab the bag,
Sit down and stuff your face.

Though you may feel guilty,
You’re not lone in your disgrace.
It’s a universal vice – 
The stuffing of
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Categories: stuffing, food,
Form: Rhyme

I Wanna Live As Stuffing In My Stocking

honestly, i wanna live as stuffing in my stocking
i could hide from the world and lie to myself in vain without the guilt of guilt
i could miss her without the wax buildup free expression can sometimes bring
i could miss her without the dead skunk smell of public opinion and just be good ole martin l.
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Categories: stuffing, how i feel,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberStuffing Your Face

Is there any finer sensation
Than chomping on a juicy steak
Gulping down a gallon of beer
Or stuffing your face with cake

Eating can be the greatest thrill
Known to the common man
It beats every other sensation
Experienced since time began

A bowl of chocolate ice cream
Some hotcakes piled high
Scrambled eggs with sausages
Delicious homemade pie

Grilled hot dogs on the barbie
Ham sandwiches
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Categories: stuffing, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things