Stuck Up Poems - Poems about Stuck Up

The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant. Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.” Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up. They were ultra-rude to the waiter; noses in the air. They sent their food back twice; a chef came out. He ordered them to leave; the entire place clapped. Even...

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Girly hedgehog is so feminine and fine She should have suiters falling down in a line My hair is perfect, my smile is a delight What is wrong with these boys? They simply aren’t right! Maybe you are too perfect, a butterfly suggests. I agree! Throws in a wise robin from her perch on her nest. You mean I am too...

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The lift shook before it started A warning sign which I did not heed There was another guy in here too He did not glance up We stopped suddenly with a jerk It knocked me almost off my feet The guy wearing the suit hit his head He glared at me As if it is my fault I wished I was a carnivore...

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Fluffy The cat climbed the tree; He had ran away from me; Yet he stills meows; To far up now; How meow gonna git down now? 6/27/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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Let her go we urge our cousin but he is enthralled, entranced, totally gaga crazy about her She calls him names She puts him down She makes fun of him She teases him She threatens him She pokes and prods him She irritates him to the edge of the grand canyon And yet, there he goes, Chasing her like a show pony...

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I smiled when she said that he died. She was a mean woman, no soul. Refused to show inside I cried. So being stoic was my goal. She told some other people too. Confidential? She had no clue. I knew my grandfather loved me. Imagined now that he could see. I saw him in heaven laughing. He despised pompous people too. Grandma with him I...

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No my pet dragon will not speak to you. If you sit quietly, he might appear. There is truly nothing that you can do. Less he might bite you, it is my worst fear....

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Snotty haughty sea turtle. Stuck up Barely speaking to other sea creatures Much ado about nothing Snotty haughty sea turtle Mean to others For decades Now trying to pretend you are not haughty? Snotty haughty sea turtle Waving now Pretending you have a heart Might as well go back into your shell. Snotty haughty sea turtle. Too late Too arrogant. Too you....

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The king of the oak mites thought he was all that, and was gloriously puffed up Making the roaches laugh, and the leaves shake Even the caterpillar queens made fun of his arrogance The princess of the anthill got angry She had fallen completely smitten under his self-promotion. You are all jealous of the oak mite king, she chastised us. We...

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Our cupboards are full of junk no one would ever eat. My husband has this little buy-too-many groceries problem. Especially if they are on sale. "I'm saving you money,' says he. Sure. He saved me money on 9 $1 jugs of tea I took to school and the teachers poured out in the sink. Teachers! The biggest scavengers on the face of the...

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Luke’s been playing with the glue again Now everything sticks everywhere There’s food glued to the table And his bum is glued to the chair My feet are glued to the floorboards My hands are glued to my side I’ve even noticed the odd bird or two Glued to the branches outside I can see it will be one of those days Clearing up...

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come down there friend around don't look mad or sad all the time kept stop mine stop this stuff being STUCK UP...

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come down there friend around don't look mad or sad all the time kept stop mine stop this stuff being STUCK UP...

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That girl is a dictionary, she always wins at pictionary, i really do not like her, she may be smart, but her organs shiver “burrr!”, especially her heart....

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I can’t take your wining Or you’re crying and fussing I’m dead beat of your selfish moves And the acts you seem to “prove” I can’t take your hypocrite act A fraud in fact And lets discuss about your medieval plots The devil shots You scrap You nag You pick this fight You brawl your might But No, it’s not your fault She too fought She too nagged And...

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