Short Stuck Up Poems

Jocks
  Stuck up
   popular
hated by most
     jerks...

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come down 
there friend around
 don't look mad
or sad
all the time
kept stop mine
stop this stuff
being
STUCK UP...

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come down 
there friend around
 don't look mad
or sad
all the time
kept stop mine
stop this stuff
being
STUCK UP...

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Stuck up brat,
Always has to be in control,
Ready to eat all the time,
A control-freak,
Has to listen to country music....

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Stuck up brat,
Always has to be in control,
Ready to eat all the time,
A control-freak,
Has to listen to country music....

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Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He’s put on so much weight this year,
Cos lockdown stopped his reindeer sprees,
So too much cake and beer!...

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The willowy blonde with flaxen hair
Showed icy eyes at the county fair
Being cruel and mean
And stuck up like a queen
Suiters were no longer standing there...

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There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump....

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No my pet dragon will not speak to you.
If you sit quietly, he might appear.
There is truly nothing that you can do.
Less he might bite you, it is my worst fear....

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I'm stuck up
and I'm messed up
I saw only sides 
like black and white
never the insides
always blaming 
and discriminating
never listening 
to there true sides...

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 That girl is a dictionary,
she always wins at pictionary,
i really do not like her,
she may be smart,
but her organs shiver “burrr!”,
especially her heart....

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A quiet teenager named Tina
Had bullies use words to demean her
But my memory lingers
cos she stuck up two fingers
then pushed them into the marina!

3/20/18...

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the cat was Rubenesque
He was rotund
He was round
He was stuck up
We thought he was hilarious
He had expensive tastes
Insisted on only the best treats and foods
His wives were not laughing...

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Sensuous queen of hearts is so beautiful they said
Not at all stuck up, level inside her soul and head
She has a beauty that precedes her reputation
Made in heaven, she is a comely, sexy creation...

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Fluffy The cat climbed the tree;
He had ran away from me;
Yet he stills meows;
To far up now;
How meow gonna git down now?


6/27/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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Politicians astound thinking the public dumb
Responding to questions while staying quite mum
I know they think they have a clue
But I cant see their point of view
Without getting my head stuck up my own bum...

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Imagine, a limerick from Jack with no smut
Maybe there's one stuck up his butt
Don't know for sure
D'ya think there's a cure
Like a laxative meant for when limericks get stuck


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Now porcupines have their defences down pat
With extra sharp quills, enemies don't tackle this cat
I wouldn't, would you?
Imagine getting pricked, yucky poo!
Especially if you get quills stuck up your ass...

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Sir Reginald Frog Hopper is as stuck up as they come.
His arrogance comes from his business, a favorite gum.
Few friends he has, actually, no one calls him a chum.
He has no knowledge of people, in that, he is kind of dumb....

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Dedicated to stuck up teens or adults or kids on their phones in general>¤<
Also dedicated to being yourself, no matter what race, color, shape or gender.

Creaper 

That is what she said
To me when I groomed myself
MASCULINISM....

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EVENT PLANNER:
Party
Smarty

AWARDS BANQUET:
Winner
Dinner

STUCK-UP SUPERMODEL:
Snotty
Hotty

CHEERFUL DAD:
Happy
Pappy

TODDLER WITH A SNACK:
Munchin'
Munchkin

HYPERACTIVE CHIMP:
Spunky
Monkey

A SWEET TREAT:
Tummy 
Yummy


1/21/2013...

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When you listen
    a plate screaming
    and  thus  a pan in the kitchen...
    It's a sign that there's a man
    messing with it without
    knowing how to move... oh race
    more stuck up than ever
    knowing nothing what to do... !...

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Who steampunked up the Mona Lisa?
I did not know but I thought Michelangelo would have laughed.
One of those big open-mouthed gaping teeth laughs
Where milk comes shooting out of your nose.
That’s how it struck me.
Of course, I have never been fond of her.
She is too stuck up for me....

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Your poetry really is crass
But your head’s firmly stuck up your ass
You think you’re so cool
But you look a fool
If I hear you’re performing I’ll pass

Written for my hubby who won’t even go venue if this guy is performing as he can’t stand swearing in poems

01/23/18...

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Delicate Dainty December Faerie whirled in with the first snow.
She is a beauty! The woods said, smiling at her prettiness.
She is gorgeous! Agreed the flakes, twirling happily in her presence.
She is a marvel! Stated the icicles that accompanied.
But a tiny bit stuck up added the only honest one in the bunch....

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