Short Stuck Up Poems
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Stuck up brat,
Always has to be in control,
Ready to eat all the time,
A control-freak,
Has to listen to country music.
Categories:
stuck up, family, happiness, life,
Form:
Name
Stuck up brat,
Always has to be in control,
Ready to eat all the time,
A control-freak,
Has to listen to country music.
Categories:
stuck up, family, life, sister,
Form:
Name
Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He’s put on so much weight this year,
Cos lockdown stopped his reindeer sprees,
So too much cake and beer!
Categories:
stuck up, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
The willowy blonde with flaxen hair
Showed icy eyes at the county fair
Being cruel and mean
And stuck up like a queen
Suiters were no longer standing there
Categories:
stuck up, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Limerick
There once was a bully named Ump
With broom handle stuck up his Rump
He bragged, "I'm a rat!"
And they voted for that
As they scavenged for food at the dump.
Categories:
stuck up, america, anger, cancer, humor, mental illness, patriotic,
Form:
Limerick
No my pet dragon will not speak to you.
If you sit quietly, he might appear.
There is truly nothing that you can do.
Less he might bite you, it is my worst fear.
Categories:
stuck up, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Quatrain
I'm stuck up
and I'm messed up
I saw only sides
like black and white
never the insides
always blaming
and discriminating
never listening
to there true sides
Categories:
stuck up, discrimination,
Form:
I do not know?
That girl is a dictionary,
she always wins at pictionary,
i really do not like her,
she may be smart,
but her organs shiver “burrr!”,
especially her heart.
Categories:
stuck up, angst, life,
Form:
Rhyme
A quiet teenager named Tina
Had bullies use words to demean her
But my memory lingers
cos she stuck up two fingers
then pushed them into the marina!
3/20/18
Categories:
stuck up, bullying, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
the cat was Rubenesque
He was rotund
He was round
He was stuck up
We thought he was hilarious
He had expensive tastes
Insisted on only the best treats and foods
His wives were not laughing
Categories:
stuck up, cat,
Form:
Light Verse
Sensuous queen of hearts is so beautiful they said
Not at all stuck up, level inside her soul and head
She has a beauty that precedes her reputation
Made in heaven, she is a comely, sexy creation
Categories:
stuck up, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
Fluffy The cat climbed the tree;
He had ran away from me;
Yet he stills meows;
To far up now;
How meow gonna git down now?
6/27/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Categories:
stuck up, adventure, analogy, angst, anxiety, cat, conflict,
Form:
Rhyme
Politicians astound thinking the public dumb
Responding to questions while staying quite mum
I know they think they have a clue
But I cant see their point of view
Without getting my head stuck up my own bum
Categories:
stuck up, funny, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
Imagine, a limerick from Jack with no smut
Maybe there's one stuck up his butt
Don't know for sure
D'ya think there's a cure
Like a laxative meant for when limericks get stuck
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
stuck up, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Now porcupines have their defences down pat
With extra sharp quills, enemies don't tackle this cat
I wouldn't, would you?
Imagine getting pricked, yucky poo!
Especially if you get quills stuck up your ass
Categories:
stuck up, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Sir Reginald Frog Hopper is as stuck up as they come.
His arrogance comes from his business, a favorite gum.
Few friends he has, actually, no one calls him a chum.
He has no knowledge of people, in that, he is kind of dumb.
Categories:
stuck up, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Monorhyme
Dedicated to stuck up teens or adults or kids on their phones in general>¤<
Also dedicated to being yourself, no matter what race, color, shape or gender.
Creaper
That is what she said
To me when I groomed myself
MASCULINISM.
Categories:
stuck up, anger, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, cheer up,
Form:
Senryu
EVENT PLANNER:
Party
Smarty
AWARDS BANQUET:
Winner
Dinner
STUCK-UP SUPERMODEL:
Snotty
Hotty
CHEERFUL DAD:
Happy
Pappy
TODDLER WITH A SNACK:
Munchin'
Munchkin
HYPERACTIVE CHIMP:
Spunky
Monkey
A SWEET TREAT:
Tummy
Yummy
1/21/2013
Categories:
stuck up, funny,
Form:
Footle
When you listen
a plate screaming
and thus a pan in the kitchen...
It's a sign that there's a man
messing with it without
knowing how to move... oh race
more stuck up than ever
knowing nothing what to do... !
Categories:
stuck up, adventure, allusion, appreciation, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Who steampunked up the Mona Lisa?
I did not know but I thought Michelangelo would have laughed.
One of those big open-mouthed gaping teeth laughs
Where milk comes shooting out of your nose.
That’s how it struck me.
Of course, I have never been fond of her.
She is too stuck up for me.
Categories:
stuck up, art,
Form:
Light Verse
Your poetry really is crass
But your head’s firmly stuck up your ass
You think you’re so cool
But you look a fool
If I hear you’re performing I’ll pass
Written for my hubby who won’t even go venue if this guy is performing as he can’t stand swearing in poems
01/23/18
Categories:
stuck up, for him, humorous, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
Delicate Dainty December Faerie whirled in with the first snow.
She is a beauty! The woods said, smiling at her prettiness.
She is gorgeous! Agreed the flakes, twirling happily in her presence.
She is a marvel! Stated the icicles that accompanied.
But a tiny bit stuck up added the only honest one in the bunch.
Categories:
stuck up, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Prose Poetry
Help me Mum I'm stuck up this tree,
I thought it was Bamboo I just couldn't see,
It's getting quite windy, so I gripping much tighter,
And I don't want to worry you but my grips getting slighter,
Come and get me Mum and I'll promise I will be a good little Panda,
Well I will be after I've eaten my tea.
Categories:
stuck up, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
If you walk around town you will
notice there are different kinds of people
there are the stuck-up cheerleaders who
think they own the world
there are the jocks who have to have
everything
there are the independent people which they
don't try to be popular they don't try to be
anyone else just themselves.
Categories:
stuck up, faith, life, people,
Form:
Narrative
Let her go we urge our cousin
but he is enthralled, entranced,
totally gaga crazy about her
She calls him names
She puts him down
She makes fun of him
She teases him
She threatens him
She pokes and prods him
She irritates him to the edge of the grand canyon
And yet, there he goes,
Chasing her like a show pony
Categories:
stuck up, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse